Does anybody mind if I pass out?

Willow ,'Beneath You'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Anne W. - May 02, 2010 3:45:29 pm PDT #26882 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Oooh. Thank you both VERY much!


Vortex - May 02, 2010 3:49:13 pm PDT #26883 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Speaking of OPI, does anyone here know of a good substitute for their "Russian to a Party"?

Try Romeo and Juliet or I'm With Brad (available at Sephora)


Cass - May 02, 2010 4:03:38 pm PDT #26884 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm With Brad (available at Sephora)

The Sinful "Rich in Heart" is a dead dupe for "I'm with Brad." And cheap.


Steph L. - May 02, 2010 4:06:45 pm PDT #26885 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Yikes, Jessica! I'm glad it wasn't worse, but I'd never have expected to end up in the ER from trying to open nail polish.

Jess, I hope you tell people you got your injury in a bar fight. Or wrasslin' a gator. (Also, glad to hear it was easy to take care of!)

It's a very Buffista injury, that.

Other Buffista injuries:

*Stabbed with wayward corset stay
*Multiple paper cuts from speed-reading the latest Harry Potter
*My Chemical Ennui


DavidS - May 02, 2010 4:06:55 pm PDT #26886 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Eww. I suppose they didn't clean them with acetone, right?

No, they did not. They'd just grip it with clamps and twist and yank.


DavidS - May 02, 2010 4:07:52 pm PDT #26887 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Other Buffista injuries:

Erin: knife in ass. Family laughed at her.

Ginger: chipped tooth trying to prevent cat from escaping.


meara - May 02, 2010 4:08:41 pm PDT #26888 of 30001

Vortex: got a cut on her hand from my corset lacing while trying to lace me into my corset at the F2F in Seattle!


Steph L. - May 02, 2010 4:09:49 pm PDT #26889 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Other Buffista injuries:

Okay, listing REAL ones takes away from the side-splitting HI-larity of my fake ones. t pout

(New Buffista injury: sprained lip while pouting.)


DavidS - May 02, 2010 4:11:52 pm PDT #26890 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Okay, listing REAL ones takes away from the side-splitting HI-larity of my fake ones.

Oh come on, we're an accident prone people. And we can laugh about it now.

My most recent stupid injury: paper cut on my finger. Except it wasn't paper, it was the lid of a tub of yogurt. Who'd think that had cutting power?


meara - May 02, 2010 4:15:33 pm PDT #26891 of 30001

OK, all the clothing is upstairs, except the drag stuff, which is still hanging on a thingie in the garage. Need to do like, one or two more trips so there's nothing in the car when I drive to the airport tomorrow.

Bad forgotten thing: I didn't go to the old place and call the power company and read the meter (and I need someone to pretend to be the landlord to read the meter. Um.)

Other bad thing: Can't find like, four shoes (the matches to pairs). Where the hell are they?? I'm hoping they did not mysteriously fall out while dragging them to my car or some shit. Cause at least two are favorites (one is my most comfy summer sandals!). Grr. Also...I have too many shoes.

Have not put any clothes AWAY, they are all spread across the bedroom and on my bed. Contemplating cool drink. Want beer, but suspect it would make me lazy(ier)