What pants are you wearing? Pi pants? Square root of 2?

Divide by zero pants.

And tourists? STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT!

YES!! Sigh.

Unfortunately, such a project would have to stand in line behind an inter-county connector, the Purple Line, and fixing the potholes we have every 10 feet on every road around here. Car-eating potholes. With bad breath.

Yeah--a Maglev would be cool, but Amtrak isn't all that bad between B'more and DC if you're not commuting (as a daily thing, being faster would be awesome, I'm sure). I think most people would prioritize purple line or fantasy silver line or whatever (once upon a time I saw a fantasy metro map that looked awesome...) and the Dulles connector, etc etc...

Amusingly, I have a friend here in Seattle that got the city to pay for her new tire (or getting it fixed, or somesuch) because the pothole gave her a flat tire. I was like "...seriously? In DC I don't think it would even occur to anyone to ask, the roads are so bad". Though my old roommate had the "Fix this pothole" number on speed dial at one point, because she was trying to be all getting-stuff-done, and see if it worked.

Divide by zero pants

isn't that illegal?

Maybe if I yell at two people for standing on the left, they'll yell at two people, and they'll yell at two people, and so on and so on....

Turn two and the rest are food?

isn't that illegal?

Only in AZ (where they require you to show your work).

Turn two and the rest are food?

I'm pretty sure the CTA does not allow vampires on trains. They got tired of cleaning up all the dust when underground trains come up above ground during daylight.

I don't have my rational pants on today.

This explains the extra boy attention.

isn't that illegal?

Well, I am never wearing this outfit to work again.

Also, no pants.

In the American sense, not the British.

I think.

I forget who talks like who.

I am *so* tired.

"Pancake Stackers" will be a limited-time offering through June 20, and consist of: a layer of cheesecake sandwiched between two pancakes, available in strawberry, blueberry, or cinnamon apple, all topped with whipped cream. They will be available a la carte or as part of a combo meal, with eggs, hash browns, plus bacon, porks sausage links, or ham, which will tally up to 1,250 calories

Now, I have two sins that outweigh the others: vanity and gluttony. Not always copacetic, but whatever. Gluttony usually outweighs the vanity most days. But why in the ever living hell would you need to consume an entire days worth of calories in one sitting? I am actually quite surprised at the amount of disgusted I am at that.

Grant Farms

That's who I was looking at! I'm thinking about doing just a single share and seeing if that is more reasonable. My drop off is pretty close to my house, which would be nice.

I'd be interested in talking about splitting, but I suspect it would logistically difficult. But I'm glad to hear that you were pleased by their talk. I really want to do the fruit share. I'll make myself eat the vegetables (sorry Brenda) but the fruit I would enjoy easily, I think.