Divide by zero pants

isn't that illegal?

Maybe if I yell at two people for standing on the left, they'll yell at two people, and they'll yell at two people, and so on and so on....

Turn two and the rest are food?

isn't that illegal?

Only in AZ (where they require you to show your work).

Turn two and the rest are food?

I'm pretty sure the CTA does not allow vampires on trains. They got tired of cleaning up all the dust when underground trains come up above ground during daylight.

I don't have my rational pants on today.

This explains the extra boy attention.

isn't that illegal?

Well, I am never wearing this outfit to work again.

Also, no pants.

In the American sense, not the British.

I think.

I forget who talks like who.

I am *so* tired.

"Pancake Stackers" will be a limited-time offering through June 20, and consist of: a layer of cheesecake sandwiched between two pancakes, available in strawberry, blueberry, or cinnamon apple, all topped with whipped cream. They will be available a la carte or as part of a combo meal, with eggs, hash browns, plus bacon, porks sausage links, or ham, which will tally up to 1,250 calories

Now, I have two sins that outweigh the others: vanity and gluttony. Not always copacetic, but whatever. Gluttony usually outweighs the vanity most days. But why in the ever living hell would you need to consume an entire days worth of calories in one sitting? I am actually quite surprised at the amount of disgusted I am at that.

Grant Farms

That's who I was looking at! I'm thinking about doing just a single share and seeing if that is more reasonable. My drop off is pretty close to my house, which would be nice.

I'd be interested in talking about splitting, but I suspect it would logistically difficult. But I'm glad to hear that you were pleased by their talk. I really want to do the fruit share. I'll make myself eat the vegetables (sorry Brenda) but the fruit I would enjoy easily, I think.

why in the ever living hell would you need to consume an entire days worth of calories in one sitting?

Because it tastes good? Bear in mind, I usually don't consume a day's worth of calories in a day, but that seems motivation enough, if you can fit it in your tummy.

Which I CANNOT imagine. My appetite tops out somewhere around the bit with the cheesecake.

Our local pick-your-own strawberry farm is open, and I want to go this weekend, which happens to include May Day, which at my undergraduate college was celebrated with great fanfare (and strawberries and cream and champagne for breakfast!)