You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 19, 2010 2:27:20 pm PDT #23924 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Australian cookbook FAIL:

An Australian publisher has had to pulp and reprint a cookbook after one recipe listed "salt and freshly ground black people" instead of black pepper.

[eta: The whole thing would be a lot funnier if the publishers weren't being such defensive gits about it:

"We're mortified that this has become an issue of any kind, and why anyone would be offended, we don't know," head of publishing Bob Sessions is quoted as saying by the Sydney newspaper.

"When it comes to the proof-reader, of course they should have picked it up, but proof-reading a cookbook is an extremely difficult task. I find that quite forgivable," Mr Sessions said.

Dude, you don't know why anyone would be offended? Really? I mean, obviously it wasn't an intentional typo, but REALLY?]

Nora and Tom, YAY! I'm so excited for you.


Calli - Apr 19, 2010 2:28:57 pm PDT #23925 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congrats, Nora and Tom!

One of my coworkers is driving me nuts. She's going behind my back and doing things to the website that people are bitching to me about. Which is bad enough, but she's also not doing things that she's supposed to get done, which people are also coming to me to bitch about. She's not my subordinate! I have no control over what she does and doesn't do!


DavidS - Apr 19, 2010 2:33:01 pm PDT #23926 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That is freaking awesome Nora! Congratulations to you and Tom. I envy you both.


Amy - Apr 19, 2010 2:36:26 pm PDT #23927 of 30001
Because books.

Sophia, go to the clinic. You need to get better, and getting to your doctor doesn't sound too easy when you're sick.

Nora! That's awesome for you and Tom! Stressy, sure, but the kind of stress that will be exciting. Whoo, NO!

Whoot on more getting-to-Texas progress, msbelle!


smonster - Apr 19, 2010 3:17:50 pm PDT #23928 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sophia, yeah, ambulatory care isn't giving up your doctor. Don't get caught up in loyalty issues here, except to your health.

ita is wise. Go tomorrow.

YAY Nora and Tom!!!!!!!! So excited for you both.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 19, 2010 3:18:34 pm PDT #23929 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

smonster, your turn!


Burrell - Apr 19, 2010 3:23:37 pm PDT #23930 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yay Nora and Tom! What an exciting move!


Jesse - Apr 19, 2010 3:25:37 pm PDT #23931 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think I'm about to write a fan letter to a blogger, and I'm afraid it's going to be in ASSCAPS.


Lee - Apr 19, 2010 3:26:07 pm PDT #23932 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

YAY NORA AND TOM!!!!!

even if you should be moving out here instead.


smonster - Apr 19, 2010 3:56:03 pm PDT #23933 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

smonster, your turn!

Heh. Yeah, I need to get on that. Next step - resume. And once I get sorted, we'll work on my sis and my roomie and just maybe B.