You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Apr 13, 2010 11:37:17 am PDT #22733 of 30001
Because books.

Actually, I don't see one -- there are the pictures of her in the armband and cap, but I'm not seeing any ink.

Still. Ick.


bon bon - Apr 13, 2010 11:38:23 am PDT #22734 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

She has "W" and "P" on her knees or something. She claims it does not mean white power, but there's other evidence (like say, that t-shirt!) that she's sympathetic.


Amy - Apr 13, 2010 11:39:24 am PDT #22735 of 30001
Because books.

It's on the back of her thighs -- I just found that. Lovely.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 11:45:54 am PDT #22736 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can see, in the midst of all that work, that a guy who's having a one night stand doesn't parse it out.

Lots of details get missed.

As for the terms of their separation, I don't know what they were. I just like the phrase "We were on a break!" and I was always totally on Ross's side.

And eternally single.


Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2010 11:48:42 am PDT #22737 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

But, see, then I would think you (my hypothetical husband) weren't really working on the relationship, which is fine, but it would mean I would want to drop it as well then.

The exception is if you said there was someone you were attracted to and wanted to sleep with-I might give it a pass with the understanding that the same might happen for me.


Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 11:59:02 am PDT #22738 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha! I also like "Hang For Your Tuck" which could also be used on Moo Saul's Brag Face.

Hee!

I finally figured out how to print the one state taxes that I can't e-file, and have filed federal and the other state! I'm really not sure how I'm getting so much money back from NYS, but it somewhat balances out the shitload I owe to the Feds, so I'm not going to worry about it.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2010 12:11:34 pm PDT #22739 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Alternate Reality Wizard of Oz Is Perverse Fun

This concept art of a stranger, grittier Wizard of Oz depicts the Cowardly Lion as goth, the Emerald City as the setting for Left 4 Dead, and Dorothy as a smack addict. Poppies are a helluva drug.


Sue - Apr 13, 2010 12:13:46 pm PDT #22740 of 30001
hip deep in pie

well poop on them.

I know! Most of the Canadian ones shoot in the GTA and they're always looking for people. Surely they're run out of places in Toronto to renovate/design...


juliana - Apr 13, 2010 12:14:56 pm PDT #22741 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Doesn't she have a Nazi tatto, though?

There is an Iron Eagle with a swastika in the middle right above her, um, intimate area. And Carey, really?


Amy - Apr 13, 2010 12:17:08 pm PDT #22742 of 30001
Because books.

There is an Iron Eagle with a swastika in the middle right above her, um, intimate area.

I knew I had heard something like that.