You would be PERFECT, msbelle, but they only shoot within a 30-mile range of the production company headquarters.
Hmm. What about us? We're nice and our kids are photogenic and we have a backyard that is made of FAIL and needs their help.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Apr 13, 2010 11:04:20 am PDT #22723 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2010 11:04:38 am PDT #22724 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Oh dear, one gets the feeling, reading this story, that Tina Fey's verbal bitchslap on SNL is going to feel like a love tap compared to what McGee probably has coming. [link]
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2010 11:06:43 am PDT #22725 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Has Bacon finally gone too far? Bacon AT-AT
I needed a follow up to last year's BA-K-47 for our 2nd annual Bacon Day. The Bacon AT-AT was actually what I wanted to build before, but didn't have enough time, so it seemed like the natural choice. The Bacon AT-AT stands 3 ft tall and is made with over 40 lbs of bacon. The body was made from foam, then the bacon was attached. This beast took 21 non-stop hours to build. If you've ever once thought to cook 40 lbs of bacon in your kitchen in one sitting, I can now personally advise against it.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 11:06:47 am PDT #22726 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh dear, one gets the feeling, reading this story, that Tina Fey's verbal bitchslap on SNL is going to feel like a love tap compared to what McGee probably has coming
They were on a break!
Amy - Apr 13, 2010 11:07:55 am PDT #22727 of 30001
Because books.
Yikes. I would like Pink not to, uh, wind up in jail.
Vortex - Apr 13, 2010 11:15:26 am PDT #22728 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Yikes. I would like Pink not to, uh, wind up in jail.
If there's a woman on the jury, she'll be fine. But, ita's right, they were, in fact, on a break. And he apparently just hit it the one time.
Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2010 11:25:05 am PDT #22729 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
It depends on what they agreed to at separation. If my husband and I were separated with the possibility of reconciliation, having sex with someone else while we were supposed to be working on our relationship would be a relationship killer.
If we were separated until we could work out the details of a divorce, and then just happened to reconcile, that might be different.
lisah - Apr 13, 2010 11:32:07 am PDT #22730 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
If my husband and I were separated with the possibility of reconciliation, having sex with someone else while we were supposed to be working on our relationship would be a relationship killer.
Just until the last season of your sitcom...er...relationship.
Amy - Apr 13, 2010 11:34:43 am PDT #22731 of 30001
Because books.
Doesn't she have a Nazi tatto, though? I mean, I get it's one-night stand and all that, but I'd really hope any guy who got an eyeful of that would have done some quick thinking with his upstairs brain.
Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2010 11:35:13 am PDT #22732 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
And, yes...there's that.