Glad everyone is arrived (I assume Perkins did) at their destination.

I'm tired this morning, and I don't wanna today.

This may be the worst idea the internet has ever had.

failin.gs seeks to answer that age old question that perhaps all of us have asked ourselves at some point in our lives.

"What is wrong with me?"

Of course, nobody is perfect. We all have our own idiosyncrasies and personality flaws. Think of the people you know. We are sure you can think of theirs. I bet they can identify yours as well.

Create a profile and invite people to leave anonymous constructive criticism about your character. We all want to improve, don't we?

Because as we all know, the main thing wrong with the internet is there's no place to anonymously insult people. It's amazing nobody has stepped up to fill this niche until now!

Oh, Fay, travel safe and health-ma for your dad.

Oh, Fay. Homeward-swiftly-and-safely~ma to you, and all possible stubbornly hanging in and staying put and miracle~ma to your dad. With much additional love to your mom and Wee Sister Jay.

There are no words for how utterly nightmarish failin.gs sounds.

If I wanted a detailed listing of what was wrong with me, I'd spend more time with my family.

Why would I want to subject myself to that when I have a. family and 2. critical voices in my head already. Besides, most "constructive" crit I get from strangers generally involves my comfort level with profanity anyway.As you can see from current tag, I'm really bothered by that.

Good luck Fay!

I'm glad I'm not Mr. flea.

We had our first weekend of soccer games. Because of make-up games, we had four of them this weekend. Somehow the kids' teams won all four. With two wins Emaryn's team has already surpassed last season's and they really played with a lot of grit. Leif's team played really well like normal and thumped the other two teams even though they didn't have their best player for either game.

They have switched to more playing positions in Emaryn's team instead of rotating around. She's playing defender which she likes even though she's much better at offense. I'm glad she's playing what she enjoys, but I miss watching her score goals. Oh well, it doesn't matter if she's having fun.

The league also changed the setup now so that the parents of the different teams are no longer on the same side of the field. Apparently there were some fist fights last year. Crazy.

'Tis Monday, and therefore I gronk.

This.

Oh flea, so sorry, that is super frustrating. Please to get yourself a pastry of your choosing.

And this. And a pastry for Sparky, too (which I first typed "pasty," so I guess your choice--swing those tassels, women!).

This is completely random (and super nerdy), but I have to share anyway. It's a spoiler for an upcoming NYTimes crossword puzzle, and I'm not sure if anyone here cares about that, but I'll whitefont it anyway.

A bunch of the clues/answers were based on Boston-accent puns, and one of the clues was something like "Heavenly food for the Duke." So, the Duke is John Wayne, right? And food from heaven is manna. The answer was Wayne Manna.

Hee.

Jesse, that's wicked fabulous.