I was just explaining to someone last night tha the problem with donuts in that they must come in pairs...
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
beth b - Apr 05, 2010 8:47:12 am PDT #20945 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Burrell - Apr 05, 2010 8:54:20 am PDT #20946 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
It is raining in San Diego. I have been left behind by the others so I can grade, but currently waiting for housekeeping to finish up.
My personal earthquake news is that if you are riding on the teacups ride you can't feel it. Who knew?
Jessica - Apr 05, 2010 8:55:30 am PDT #20947 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Blech. Spinach and white bean soup sounded good in theory, but this does not taste good.
tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 8:58:08 am PDT #20948 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Guess who caused the recent earthquake in California?
It wasn't God, a least. It was Deepak Chopra.
Had a powerful meditation just now - caused an earthquake in Southern California.
Was meditation on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about that
Some people were upset at my remarks re earthquake. Sorry about that. I was actually meditating when it happenned and thougt" Whoaaa!"
tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 9:13:44 am PDT #20949 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cass - Apr 05, 2010 9:17:13 am PDT #20950 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
My personal earthquake news is that if you are riding on the teacups ride you can't feel it. Who knew?
::raises hand::
It is raining in San Diego.
Really??? I was talking to dad last night and he said they needed rain. I said I'd send some down. IT WORKED. I AM AS A GOD. Except we still have rain. Whose rain did I send?
Nora Deirdre - Apr 05, 2010 9:18:10 am PDT #20951 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Whose rain did I send?
New England's?
Connie Neil - Apr 05, 2010 9:29:36 am PDT #20952 of 30001
brillig
Well, there was 4 inches of snow in Utah yesterday, so someone will be getting rain to the east of us.
tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 9:33:02 am PDT #20953 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For my lunch today, I am eating a hamburger while simultaneously trying to build an analog synthesizer from a kit that only has instructions in Japanese.
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2010 9:40:06 am PDT #20954 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
God, not only am I severely underdressed (and people have been looking at me funny) I was so out of it during my morning meeting that I earned a "need some Red Bull?" comment.
Not my best Monday ever.
Rain here, along with some hella blustery wind.