Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2010 8:55:30 am PDT #20947 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Blech. Spinach and white bean soup sounded good in theory, but this does not taste good.


tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 8:58:08 am PDT #20948 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Guess who caused the recent earthquake in California?

It wasn't God, a least. It was Deepak Chopra.

Had a powerful meditation just now - caused an earthquake in Southern California.

Was meditation on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about that

Some people were upset at my remarks re earthquake. Sorry about that. I was actually meditating when it happenned and thougt" Whoaaa!"


tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 9:13:44 am PDT #20949 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

iPad, Will It Blend?

Yes, but he had to break it in half first to get it to fit in the blender.


Cass - Apr 05, 2010 9:17:13 am PDT #20950 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My personal earthquake news is that if you are riding on the teacups ride you can't feel it. Who knew?

::raises hand::

It is raining in San Diego.

Really??? I was talking to dad last night and he said they needed rain. I said I'd send some down. IT WORKED. I AM AS A GOD. Except we still have rain. Whose rain did I send?


Nora Deirdre - Apr 05, 2010 9:18:10 am PDT #20951 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Whose rain did I send?

New England's?


Connie Neil - Apr 05, 2010 9:29:36 am PDT #20952 of 30001
brillig

Well, there was 4 inches of snow in Utah yesterday, so someone will be getting rain to the east of us.


tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 9:33:02 am PDT #20953 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For my lunch today, I am eating a hamburger while simultaneously trying to build an analog synthesizer from a kit that only has instructions in Japanese.


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2010 9:40:06 am PDT #20954 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

God, not only am I severely underdressed (and people have been looking at me funny) I was so out of it during my morning meeting that I earned a "need some Red Bull?" comment.

Not my best Monday ever.

Rain here, along with some hella blustery wind.


msbelle - Apr 05, 2010 9:45:09 am PDT #20955 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

errands have been run. 1 more cart full of stuff out of my house and groceries only back in. good times. now to cook some food for the week.

after basically no issues all vacation, today mac is being a giant pill. he is refusing to do anything but watch tv and I think he's eating candy.

I am ignoring him as long as he lets me do what I need to. He has built a fort out of pillows because he is "still mad at you". After a while I am going to want the tv though, since this is my last day of vaca and I have a week's worth of shows to catch up on.


DavidS - Apr 05, 2010 9:51:38 am PDT #20956 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's the engine block. Car is useless.

I'm scrambling now to find boxes to put all the car crap into them, and make the 2:15 bus out of Bakersfield to SF. (The last bus.)

Box-ma please.