We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Apr 01, 2010 2:48:53 pm PDT #20361 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It sounds great, right up until the inclusion of the black olive. Smirnoff vampire gimlet

They lost me at the sugar.


Tom Scola - Apr 01, 2010 2:49:28 pm PDT #20362 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Vampires == Evil

Olives == Evil


Sue - Apr 01, 2010 2:54:10 pm PDT #20363 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Scola FTW!


Atropa - Apr 01, 2010 2:54:58 pm PDT #20364 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Therefore, because I like vampires AND olives, I'm evil! Okay then. I promise to think fondly of you all when I am the vampire witch queen of the universe.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2010 2:55:31 pm PDT #20365 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You gotta blame that page not on the browser, but on whoever composed it. It's got � all over the place, and that's not punctuation, that's crap. Whatever generated that page is whack. It's not the browser's fault.


Tom Scola - Apr 01, 2010 2:59:37 pm PDT #20366 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

I promise to think fondly of you all when I am the vampire witch queen of the universe.

Just don’t make me eat olives.


P.M. Marc - Apr 01, 2010 3:19:39 pm PDT #20367 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hey, nail girls [link]


smonster - Apr 01, 2010 3:44:47 pm PDT #20368 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hey, I was gonna swatch that this weekend!


Atropa - Apr 01, 2010 3:47:39 pm PDT #20369 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Okay, now I want a manicure comparison between one of those Nic Stick black polish "pens" and a Sharpie.


DavidS - Apr 01, 2010 3:47:52 pm PDT #20370 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I would never put an olive in a sweet/sour drink like that. I'd use a brandied black cherry.