Oh, this is awesome. If you live in Berkeley and have fruit trees, you can hire a monkey to climb up and pick it for you: [link]
Now we're saving a vampire from vampires. I got two words for that -- Nuh and uh.
Gunn ,'Underneath'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Apr 01, 2010 3:18:26 am PDT #20214 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 3:42:17 am PDT #20215 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Damn it! I would pay dearly for a monkey to go in and do my job today.
Note: I do not pick fruit.
Tom Scola - Apr 01, 2010 3:45:32 am PDT #20216 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
Thank you, Google, for reminding me that today is Internet Jackass Day.
smonster - Apr 01, 2010 3:53:24 am PDT #20217 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Aww, poor kiddo. [link]&
I snorted laughter, and posted to fb. Don't crush your kid's dreams, man!
Damn it! I would pay dearly for a monkey to go in and do my job today.
I like the way you think, lady.
Cashmere - Apr 01, 2010 3:54:47 am PDT #20218 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
CV, I'm so glad you and the baby are ok. Scary stuff but happy ending!
Jesse - Apr 01, 2010 3:55:49 am PDT #20219 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hooray for both Erin and CV!!
Jessica - Apr 01, 2010 3:59:56 am PDT #20220 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Google's logo today is adorable.
Jessica - Apr 01, 2010 4:01:45 am PDT #20221 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Welcome, Luna! Now give your mama a break, ok? No more emergencies!
smonster - Apr 01, 2010 4:16:47 am PDT #20222 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
April Fool's prank list at TechCrunch: [link]
YouTube's song choice for their "textP" video is cracking me up: [link] ...no wait, I like this one even better: [link]
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 4:17:23 am PDT #20223 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So, I've become one of those "boycott April Fools Day" people.
Harrumph.
x-posty....