Zoe: Planet's coming up a mite fast. Wash: That's just cause, I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all. Mal: Well, that happens, let me know.

'Shindig'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 01, 2010 4:01:45 am PDT #20221 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Welcome, Luna! Now give your mama a break, ok? No more emergencies!


smonster - Apr 01, 2010 4:16:47 am PDT #20222 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

April Fool's prank list at TechCrunch: [link]

YouTube's song choice for their "textP" video is cracking me up: [link] ...no wait, I like this one even better: [link]


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 4:17:23 am PDT #20223 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, I've become one of those "boycott April Fools Day" people.

Harrumph.

x-posty....


Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2010 4:30:34 am PDT #20224 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I have always disliked April Fools Day, and also all Candid Camera Type shows. I also have great sympathy for the fish in the Cat in the Hat. The Cat is crazy, and the kids are going to get in trouble!


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 4:33:36 am PDT #20225 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Thank you, Google, for reminding me that today is Internet Jackass Day.

Gmail's sign-in/sign-up page has been 95% disem-voweled. I admit it made me laugh.

This morning I told The Boy that a GREAT April Fool's Day prank would have been to wake me up and tell me, "I *didn't* make you breakfast in bed...no, wait -- I did! April Fool!"

He didn't even miss a beat: "You didn't find the breakfast I left for you?"


Frankenbuddha - Apr 01, 2010 4:34:04 am PDT #20226 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I have always disliked April Fools Day, and also all Candid Camera Type shows. I also have great sympathy for the fish in the Cat in the Hat. The Cat is crazy, and the kids are going to get in trouble!

Pretty much the only practical jokes I have any fondness for are the MIT hacks, and even those cross the line sometimes in terms of creating monetary expense and effort for other people.

Also possibly those guys who prank corporations.


Jessica - Apr 01, 2010 4:38:04 am PDT #20227 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm fine with practical jokes as long as they are (a) funny and (b) not harmful.

Back in the old office, we used to prank people's desks when they went on vacation. Sometimes it was just a Fimble in your chair, other times you'd come back to find your cubicle and everything in it neatly wrapped in tinfoil.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 4:39:46 am PDT #20228 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Sometimes it was just a Fimble in your chair

We used to have an inflatable alien who would appear in people's chairs. I don't know what happened to him. Probably went back to the (inflatable) mother ship.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2010 4:49:19 am PDT #20229 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Holy crap -- Amtrak isn't running south from Boston, because the flooding in Rhode Island is so bad. I'm glad (a) I'm not in the middle of a flood, and (b) I don't have a train ticket for today! Or yesterday. Or possibly tomorrow.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2010 4:49:55 am PDT #20230 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I don't mind the ones that are, say filling up someone's desk area with rubber chickens or something, as long as you do it on a day when the rubber chicken guy doesn't have a big meeting or a lot to do. A lot of practical jokes seem to be center on convincing someone something really bad is happening, and I really hate that!