Okay, everybody needs killin' today. By 10 a.m., I was cranky. By 11 a.m., I was downright testy. And now? People better just start lining up for the killin', is all I'm saying.
Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Mar 31, 2010 7:15:01 am PDT #20004 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Dana - Mar 31, 2010 7:15:59 am PDT #20005 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
People better just start lining up for the killin', is all I'm saying.
t gets in line
Wait, no, that's not right. Is there a line to do the killin'?
Steph L. - Mar 31, 2010 7:20:27 am PDT #20006 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Is there a line to do the killin'?
Get your own victims. I got mine all picked out.
Barb - Mar 31, 2010 7:31:38 am PDT #20007 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
What is it about today? Wednesday is not shaping up to be good. I'm in a bit of a killin' mood myself, yet I have no real reason for it.
Except for that feeling unsettled and edgy and cranky.
Bah.
Steph L. - Mar 31, 2010 7:33:19 am PDT #20008 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Stabby stabby.
megan walker - Mar 31, 2010 7:36:32 am PDT #20009 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
And I dunno how long its been your tag, but WHOOHOO MEGAN DEBTFREE WHOO! Go you.
Thanks! As of this past weekend, Sallie Mae nows owes me $4.07.
erikaj - Mar 31, 2010 7:41:58 am PDT #20010 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Wrod. Pet peeve about my(unpaid) job. I once sent my editor the following quote"Call me Helen Keller, cause I'm a miracle worker, baby." after pulling off something a bit incredible(Not as much as Aims needs to. Dude, it's Obama, you can't stop this thing, you can only hope to contain it.) Anyway, I got no attagirls, but five people e-mailed me to tell me Ari Gold was wrong. Hello? Quote? It's funny cause Ari takes so many intellectual shortcuts, right? Like, if he'd been Moses, instead of ten commandments, we'd get two as coverage, read by Lloyd. And did I mention they can't pay me? And I have to read therapy exercises disguised as short stories or poems? And I think somebody on Ok Cupid decided she was too nice to hang out with me, which hurts more than I expected.
msbelle - Mar 31, 2010 8:09:21 am PDT #20011 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Yardwork!
So many weeds. We have pulled up a fair amount of paving stones and bricks and rocks from flower beds and walk ways. Dad has just cut down two overgrown bushes and there is already 2 full garbage bags of weeds/leaves. Mac is on strike already. Not much of a worker yet.
Tom Scola - Mar 31, 2010 8:10:17 am PDT #20012 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
Someone better be taking pictures.
beekaytee - Mar 31, 2010 8:29:45 am PDT #20013 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
Dog High Chair
Oh, sweet, weeping Jesus. You are KIDDING me!
Really? You can't let your dog be a dog enough to give it an appropriate bowl and let it eat in peace? I guess not.
Nope. It would be so much better to infantilize the poor creature and make it completely neurotic. Oh, and then blame it for being 'bad.'
Well. Thanks for that tommy, because I now feel WAY better about the Shih Tzus I complained about yesterday and the bulldog puppy I tried to leash train this morning.
eta: rantypants is bad at grammar