Stabby stabby.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Mar 31, 2010 7:33:19 am PDT #20008 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
megan walker - Mar 31, 2010 7:36:32 am PDT #20009 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
And I dunno how long its been your tag, but WHOOHOO MEGAN DEBTFREE WHOO! Go you.
Thanks! As of this past weekend, Sallie Mae nows owes me $4.07.
erikaj - Mar 31, 2010 7:41:58 am PDT #20010 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Wrod. Pet peeve about my(unpaid) job. I once sent my editor the following quote"Call me Helen Keller, cause I'm a miracle worker, baby." after pulling off something a bit incredible(Not as much as Aims needs to. Dude, it's Obama, you can't stop this thing, you can only hope to contain it.) Anyway, I got no attagirls, but five people e-mailed me to tell me Ari Gold was wrong. Hello? Quote? It's funny cause Ari takes so many intellectual shortcuts, right? Like, if he'd been Moses, instead of ten commandments, we'd get two as coverage, read by Lloyd. And did I mention they can't pay me? And I have to read therapy exercises disguised as short stories or poems? And I think somebody on Ok Cupid decided she was too nice to hang out with me, which hurts more than I expected.
msbelle - Mar 31, 2010 8:09:21 am PDT #20011 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Yardwork!
So many weeds. We have pulled up a fair amount of paving stones and bricks and rocks from flower beds and walk ways. Dad has just cut down two overgrown bushes and there is already 2 full garbage bags of weeds/leaves. Mac is on strike already. Not much of a worker yet.
Tom Scola - Mar 31, 2010 8:10:17 am PDT #20012 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
Someone better be taking pictures.
beekaytee - Mar 31, 2010 8:29:45 am PDT #20013 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
Dog High Chair
Oh, sweet, weeping Jesus. You are KIDDING me!
Really? You can't let your dog be a dog enough to give it an appropriate bowl and let it eat in peace? I guess not.
Nope. It would be so much better to infantilize the poor creature and make it completely neurotic. Oh, and then blame it for being 'bad.'
Well. Thanks for that tommy, because I now feel WAY better about the Shih Tzus I complained about yesterday and the bulldog puppy I tried to leash train this morning.
eta: rantypants is bad at grammar
DavidS - Mar 31, 2010 8:30:02 am PDT #20014 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think juliana's dinner ministrations might've helped turn back our Bad Lucky March. Just heard from the coach that Emmett's been invited to join the travel/tournament baseball team.
sumi - Mar 31, 2010 8:32:36 am PDT #20015 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
That's great - congratulations to Emmett!
Steph L. - Mar 31, 2010 8:34:08 am PDT #20016 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Shit I Didn't Say: "You are an EDITOR: if you can't find a word in the dictionary and refuse to consider that maybe you spelled it incorrectly, UR DOIN' TEH EDITZ RONG."
tommyrot - Mar 31, 2010 8:35:25 am PDT #20017 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So who has off Friday?
I don't. But our clients all have the afternoon off at least (some have the whole day) so sometimes they let me leave early on Good Friday.