We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beekaytee - Mar 31, 2010 8:29:45 am PDT #20013 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Dog High Chair

Oh, sweet, weeping Jesus. You are KIDDING me!

Really? You can't let your dog be a dog enough to give it an appropriate bowl and let it eat in peace? I guess not.

Nope. It would be so much better to infantilize the poor creature and make it completely neurotic. Oh, and then blame it for being 'bad.'

Well. Thanks for that tommy, because I now feel WAY better about the Shih Tzus I complained about yesterday and the bulldog puppy I tried to leash train this morning.

eta: rantypants is bad at grammar


DavidS - Mar 31, 2010 8:30:02 am PDT #20014 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think juliana's dinner ministrations might've helped turn back our Bad Lucky March. Just heard from the coach that Emmett's been invited to join the travel/tournament baseball team.


sumi - Mar 31, 2010 8:32:36 am PDT #20015 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

That's great - congratulations to Emmett!


Steph L. - Mar 31, 2010 8:34:08 am PDT #20016 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Shit I Didn't Say: "You are an EDITOR: if you can't find a word in the dictionary and refuse to consider that maybe you spelled it incorrectly, UR DOIN' TEH EDITZ RONG."


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2010 8:35:25 am PDT #20017 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So who has off Friday?

I don't. But our clients all have the afternoon off at least (some have the whole day) so sometimes they let me leave early on Good Friday.


amych - Mar 31, 2010 8:37:13 am PDT #20018 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

So who has off Friday?

AHAHAHAHAHA

no.


DavidS - Mar 31, 2010 8:38:22 am PDT #20019 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Today is Cesar Chavez day, so Matilda isn't in school.


Jesse - Mar 31, 2010 8:38:53 am PDT #20020 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My office is open, and apparently the furloughs have ended, so I guess they're all working.

Good news for Emmett! I vote that it's a preview of Good News April for you guys.


Polter-Cow - Mar 31, 2010 8:39:23 am PDT #20021 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So who has off Friday?

I'm taking it off for WonderCon.


Gudanov - Mar 31, 2010 8:39:51 am PDT #20022 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Congrats for Emmett!