We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 31, 2010 6:56:45 am PDT #20001 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Wow, I was going to post my work pet peeve about scheduling meetings. Namely, it takes more time for 3 assistants to schedule meetings than for the people meeting to do it. Especially if no one fucking uses their outlook calendar!!!!!


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2010 7:00:32 am PDT #20002 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just learnt I have Good Friday off. Dammit I want the money. On the other hand, I'm having another cursed procedure done Thursday, so it's probably for the best.

Got thrown into a standing meeting this morning with a whole new team. And had to speak. Eep! But it seemed to work out well. At least having to speak meant I had value, instead of just taking up chairs the regular guys would have been using.

Okay. Gotta go get breakfast.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 31, 2010 7:03:18 am PDT #20003 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

OK, not only is this adorable, but these cats names are frank and beans:

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Steph L. - Mar 31, 2010 7:15:01 am PDT #20004 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Okay, everybody needs killin' today. By 10 a.m., I was cranky. By 11 a.m., I was downright testy. And now? People better just start lining up for the killin', is all I'm saying.


Dana - Mar 31, 2010 7:15:59 am PDT #20005 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

People better just start lining up for the killin', is all I'm saying.

t gets in line

Wait, no, that's not right. Is there a line to do the killin'?


Steph L. - Mar 31, 2010 7:20:27 am PDT #20006 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Is there a line to do the killin'?

Get your own victims. I got mine all picked out.


Barb - Mar 31, 2010 7:31:38 am PDT #20007 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

What is it about today? Wednesday is not shaping up to be good. I'm in a bit of a killin' mood myself, yet I have no real reason for it.

Except for that feeling unsettled and edgy and cranky.

Bah.


Steph L. - Mar 31, 2010 7:33:19 am PDT #20008 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Stabby stabby.


megan walker - Mar 31, 2010 7:36:32 am PDT #20009 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

And I dunno how long its been your tag, but WHOOHOO MEGAN DEBTFREE WHOO! Go you.

Thanks! As of this past weekend, Sallie Mae nows owes me $4.07.


erikaj - Mar 31, 2010 7:41:58 am PDT #20010 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Wrod. Pet peeve about my(unpaid) job. I once sent my editor the following quote"Call me Helen Keller, cause I'm a miracle worker, baby." after pulling off something a bit incredible(Not as much as Aims needs to. Dude, it's Obama, you can't stop this thing, you can only hope to contain it.) Anyway, I got no attagirls, but five people e-mailed me to tell me Ari Gold was wrong. Hello? Quote? It's funny cause Ari takes so many intellectual shortcuts, right? Like, if he'd been Moses, instead of ten commandments, we'd get two as coverage, read by Lloyd. And did I mention they can't pay me? And I have to read therapy exercises disguised as short stories or poems? And I think somebody on Ok Cupid decided she was too nice to hang out with me, which hurts more than I expected.