I have a new work computer. Everything seems weird.
And even though I have the same monitor, everything looks different.
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Mar 30, 2010 4:04:24 am PDT #19726 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Tom Scola - Mar 30, 2010 4:04:52 am PDT #19727 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
German Firm Wins Right to Make Beer Called 'Fucking Hell'
The EU's trademarks authority has permitted a German firm to brew beer and produce clothing under the name "Fucking Hell". It may be an expletive in English, but in German it could refer to a light ale -- Hell -- from the Austrian town of Fucking.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 30, 2010 4:08:16 am PDT #19728 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I have a new work computer. Everything seems weird.
And even though I have the same monitor, everything looks different.
That's because the aliens came in and replaced all the furniture with exact duplicates.
t /Steven Wright
Frankenbuddha - Mar 30, 2010 4:09:39 am PDT #19729 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
the Austrian town of Fucking.
OK, that's hysterical.
Lee - Mar 30, 2010 4:15:05 am PDT #19730 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
It's pouring out here as well.
Again.
brenda m - Mar 30, 2010 4:16:16 am PDT #19731 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
We has orb.
smonster - Mar 30, 2010 4:19:58 am PDT #19732 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
We has orb, too.
I got to work on time/early and have been super-productive this morning, but I needed to be to make up for being so late yesterday. And will need to keep being super-productive the whole week, really. But hey, it's only a four-day week!
Sue - Mar 30, 2010 4:29:17 am PDT #19733 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Connie Neil - Mar 30, 2010 4:29:46 am PDT #19734 of 30001
brillig
It's supposed to snow here tomorrow. Which always shocks the new arrivals, but Utah will see snow in May. It's fun to laugh at the newbies.
Amy - Mar 30, 2010 4:36:04 am PDT #19735 of 30001
Because books.
How to hug a baby, if you're a dog
I love "You will first need to flatten the baby." Hee. Those are people who know their dog pretty well.