I have a new work computer. Everything seems weird.
And even though I have the same monitor, everything looks different.
That's because the aliens came in and replaced all the furniture with exact duplicates.
t /Steven Wright
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I have a new work computer. Everything seems weird.
And even though I have the same monitor, everything looks different.
That's because the aliens came in and replaced all the furniture with exact duplicates.
t /Steven Wright
the Austrian town of Fucking.
OK, that's hysterical.
It's pouring out here as well.
Again.
We has orb.
We has orb, too.
I got to work on time/early and have been super-productive this morning, but I needed to be to make up for being so late yesterday. And will need to keep being super-productive the whole week, really. But hey, it's only a four-day week!
It's supposed to snow here tomorrow. Which always shocks the new arrivals, but Utah will see snow in May. It's fun to laugh at the newbies.
How to hug a baby, if you're a dog
I love "You will first need to flatten the baby." Hee. Those are people who know their dog pretty well.
We haz orb. Also Thin Mints, which make a damn fine breakfast.
Teppy Sucks.