It's foggy and mild here.
How to hug a baby, if you're a dog:
'Trash'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
It's supposed to snow here tomorrow. Which always shocks the new arrivals, but Utah will see snow in May. It's fun to laugh at the newbies.
How to hug a baby, if you're a dog
I love "You will first need to flatten the baby." Hee. Those are people who know their dog pretty well.
We haz orb. Also Thin Mints, which make a damn fine breakfast.
Teppy Sucks.
I have Thin Mints. Maybe I'll have some for second breakfast. Or elevenses. Or both.
Amy sucks too.
Why would anyone eat toothpaste flavored cookies? You all are weird.
My baby opens up her arms for the dog to come over, but scrunches up her face because she knows if the dog comes over she's going to get licked. We tell her to say, "thank-you for the antibodies, Sassafras."
What Sparky said.
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