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Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 17, 2010 10:19:24 am PDT #16892 of 30001

You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Glad to hear the kiddo is basically OK, Laura.

My boss actually said "you know what happens if you didn't wear green?" and I said "people could pinch me adn I punch them in the crotch".

Today, you are my hero.

I wore green today because I remembered I have a nice cactus-colored Alfani shirt that the weather is perfect for. But I don't normally dress for the holiday. And if anyone gives me grief, I point out that nature equipped me for the occasion with green eyes.

Sue - Mar 17, 2010 10:22:39 am PDT #16893 of 30001

hip deep in pie

Laura, I'm glad your son is ok. Too bad about the car.

Atropa - Mar 17, 2010 10:28:39 am PDT #16894 of 30001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I didn't wear green either, go figure. I'm betting not one of my co-workers says a thing about it, either.

tommyrot - Mar 17, 2010 10:29:51 am PDT #16895 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Still, I feel I should do something to observe St. Patrick's Day. Perhaps a bowl of Lucky Charms?

Calli - Mar 17, 2010 10:32:35 am PDT #16896 of 30001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Laura, I'm glad your son wasn't too badly hurt in his car crash.

My nephew was in a few car wrecks, and he was never badly hurt. Now he's working at a place that does automobile crash tests.

shrift - Mar 17, 2010 10:38:42 am PDT #16897 of 30001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I would like my new nail polish to arrive now, please.

tommyrot - Mar 17, 2010 10:39:08 am PDT #16898 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So my next task at work is modifying our web timesheet program for use in Saudi Arabia.

It turns out that most workers in Saudi Arabia have a one day weekend - on Friday. But some people have two-day weekends (Thursday and Friday.) And supposedly they might change that to Friday and Saturday.

Great.

eta: and after Saudi Arabia comes... Canada!

Steph L. - Mar 17, 2010 10:40:12 am PDT #16899 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Given my last name, I come in for a fair amount of joshing on St. Patrick's Day.

Suela O'Clabby?

My boss actually said "you know what happens if you didn't wear green?" and I said "people could pinch me adn I punch them in the crotch".

Today, you are my hero.

Mine, too!

I am wearing a black sweater and a black-and-white skirt. The only green-ish thing I own is a bra that's forest green with black lace over it.

I am not wearing it today.

I haven't seen anyone in my office building wearing kelly green; there's a lot of loden green around, though.

Cass - Mar 17, 2010 10:42:10 am PDT #16900 of 30001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm betting not one of my co-workers says a thing about it, either.

Certainly not if you have your croquet mallet with you.

Calli - Mar 17, 2010 10:42:40 am PDT #16901 of 30001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My Angostura bitters arrived! For all its faults amazon.com can be pretty useful.

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