I would like my new nail polish to arrive now, please.
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 17, 2010 10:38:42 am PDT #16897 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Mar 17, 2010 10:39:08 am PDT #16898 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So my next task at work is modifying our web timesheet program for use in Saudi Arabia.
It turns out that most workers in Saudi Arabia have a one day weekend - on Friday. But some people have two-day weekends (Thursday and Friday.) And supposedly they might change that to Friday and Saturday.
Great.
eta: and after Saudi Arabia comes... Canada!
Steph L. - Mar 17, 2010 10:40:12 am PDT #16899 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Given my last name, I come in for a fair amount of joshing on St. Patrick's Day.
Suela O'Clabby?
My boss actually said "you know what happens if you didn't wear green?" and I said "people could pinch me adn I punch them in the crotch".
Today, you are my hero.
Mine, too!
I am wearing a black sweater and a black-and-white skirt. The only green-ish thing I own is a bra that's forest green with black lace over it.
I am not wearing it today.
I haven't seen anyone in my office building wearing kelly green; there's a lot of loden green around, though.
Cass - Mar 17, 2010 10:42:10 am PDT #16900 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm betting not one of my co-workers says a thing about it, either.
Certainly not if you have your croquet mallet with you.
Calli - Mar 17, 2010 10:42:40 am PDT #16901 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
My Angostura bitters arrived! For all its faults amazon.com can be pretty useful.
Atropa - Mar 17, 2010 10:44:33 am PDT #16902 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Certainly not if you have your croquet mallet with you.
Haven't brought it in, yet. But I was ranting about our content management system, and one of the writers scampered in, put a handful of mini peanut butter cups on my desk, and scampered back out. They're trained well around here.
Jessica - Mar 17, 2010 10:45:47 am PDT #16903 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm wearing jeans and a black shirt today. Technically my nails are green, but they're only visible as such if I go outside in the sun.
tommyrot - Mar 17, 2010 10:49:13 am PDT #16904 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yes, a website that just serves up quotes by Bea Arthur.
I got, "If that doesn't fill the void, nothing will." In fact, it seems to be stuck on that, but supposedly, "You know, I don't think I ever had a sponge cake so moist," is another possibility.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2010 10:50:31 am PDT #16905 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I totally forgot to wear green today.
Since I'm wearing tan pants, it's probably good I didn't wear a black shirt or shoes of some sort - that would compound the issue.
Consuela - Mar 17, 2010 11:03:04 am PDT #16906 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Suela O'Clabby?
Yes, that is totes my legal name. *g*
Damn, good thing I went out for more benedryl, since the itch is coming back. This is hella annoying.