If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Mar 17, 2010 10:44:33 am PDT #16902 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Certainly not if you have your croquet mallet with you.

Haven't brought it in, yet. But I was ranting about our content management system, and one of the writers scampered in, put a handful of mini peanut butter cups on my desk, and scampered back out. They're trained well around here.


Jessica - Mar 17, 2010 10:45:47 am PDT #16903 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm wearing jeans and a black shirt today. Technically my nails are green, but they're only visible as such if I go outside in the sun.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2010 10:49:13 am PDT #16904 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

that's what bea said

Yes, a website that just serves up quotes by Bea Arthur.

I got, "If that doesn't fill the void, nothing will." In fact, it seems to be stuck on that, but supposedly, "You know, I don't think I ever had a sponge cake so moist," is another possibility.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2010 10:50:31 am PDT #16905 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I totally forgot to wear green today.

Since I'm wearing tan pants, it's probably good I didn't wear a black shirt or shoes of some sort - that would compound the issue.


Consuela - Mar 17, 2010 11:03:04 am PDT #16906 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Suela O'Clabby?

Yes, that is totes my legal name. *g*

Damn, good thing I went out for more benedryl, since the itch is coming back. This is hella annoying.


SuziQ - Mar 17, 2010 11:07:14 am PDT #16907 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

KCD like to tell anyone who will listen that K-Bug is named after the color - Kelly Green. Ummmm, no. At least not by me. She was due on St. Pat's though. Every year between now and the 27th, I remind her that she owes me 10 days. Ten VERY long days.


brenda m - Mar 17, 2010 11:17:41 am PDT #16908 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm not wearing any green but I did have colcannon for lunch.

Is the Angustura shortage still on? I got some at Target the other day.


Daisy Jane - Mar 17, 2010 11:18:07 am PDT #16909 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Is there anyone here familiar with Rackspace for blog hosting? If so can you make me a hero at work thereby assuring my position will go from contract to perm and tell me how to upload a PDF to the blog?

Pretty please?

ETA: Going to x-post in Tech.


Calli - Mar 17, 2010 11:36:04 am PDT #16910 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Is the Angustura shortage still on? I got some at Target the other day.

It's still hard to get ahold of in NC.


Toddson - Mar 17, 2010 11:37:22 am PDT #16911 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

My Bea Arthur quote was "You're a furry little gnome and we feed you too much." (Bea Arthur and a FURRY?!?!?!?!)