Do you know what else has blood in it? Blood.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Mar 15, 2010 2:30:34 pm PDT #16337 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Cash, when we were cleaning out my parents house I found my brother's first grade or kindergarten class picture. On the back, it says "Mom, I am so mad at you. You know what you did." Hysterical. Well, now anyway.


aurelia - Mar 15, 2010 2:32:32 pm PDT #16338 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I want to hit things.

Hit Ouiser.

I don't know, my niece sent my brother (her uncle) a letter saying he broke up the family by moving to Minneapolis.

Oh, dear. I moved here about a month before my nephew was born so he's never known me to live nearby.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2010 2:34:16 pm PDT #16339 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now I want new nail polish AND new shoes.

And I want new knives.


Zenkitty - Mar 15, 2010 2:35:37 pm PDT #16340 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I adore Owen with the adoration of one far far away who does not have to raise him. What tickled me was that he expected you to apologize.

Ironing? As many before me have said, if it can't be tossed in the dryer with a wet washcloth, I don't buy it. I'm all about the stretchy jersey knits, anyway.

Oh! I meant to say this, about 20 miles back:

In'eresting: The Jobs Of Yesteryear: Obsolete Occupations

I want to be a Lector! I am awesome at reading aloud! How come no one will pay me to do that?


tommyrot - Mar 15, 2010 2:40:09 pm PDT #16341 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm just so happy I'm not a scribner.


JZ - Mar 15, 2010 2:41:46 pm PDT #16342 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I want to be a Lector! I am awesome at reading aloud! How come no one will pay me to do that?

There's always audiobooks.


meara - Mar 15, 2010 2:43:02 pm PDT #16343 of 30001

So what was the jury for, megan?? Can you tell us about it now?

I own both an iron and an ironing board. I don't USE them...


Allyson - Mar 15, 2010 2:43:30 pm PDT #16344 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I watched TLC's version of Hoarders (Buried Alive) last night, and was sadly disappointed in the complete lack of feces (human or animal).

I need to see more crazy squalor, and people trading their children to protective services in exchange for keeping a Big Gulp cup.


msbelle - Mar 15, 2010 2:44:16 pm PDT #16345 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

OMG y'all, I just found a pile of letters from like 1988 - 1997. seriously?!!? Like highschool graduation cards and shit. crazy. I am tossing like 90% of it. I have no idea who some of the people are and really no idea what we were going on about.

Now if I can just get mac to sleep soon, I can hopefully finish packing up the 4 plastic bins I have started.


Hil R. - Mar 15, 2010 2:46:33 pm PDT #16346 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm arguing food politics with someone who absolutely refuses to acknowledge the existence of food deserts. This is not going well.