I'm just so happy I'm not a scribner.
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 15, 2010 2:40:09 pm PDT #16341 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ - Mar 15, 2010 2:41:46 pm PDT #16342 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I want to be a Lector! I am awesome at reading aloud! How come no one will pay me to do that?
There's always audiobooks.
meara - Mar 15, 2010 2:43:02 pm PDT #16343 of 30001
So what was the jury for, megan?? Can you tell us about it now?
I own both an iron and an ironing board. I don't USE them...
Allyson - Mar 15, 2010 2:43:30 pm PDT #16344 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I watched TLC's version of Hoarders (Buried Alive) last night, and was sadly disappointed in the complete lack of feces (human or animal).
I need to see more crazy squalor, and people trading their children to protective services in exchange for keeping a Big Gulp cup.
msbelle - Mar 15, 2010 2:44:16 pm PDT #16345 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
OMG y'all, I just found a pile of letters from like 1988 - 1997. seriously?!!? Like highschool graduation cards and shit. crazy. I am tossing like 90% of it. I have no idea who some of the people are and really no idea what we were going on about.
Now if I can just get mac to sleep soon, I can hopefully finish packing up the 4 plastic bins I have started.
Hil R. - Mar 15, 2010 2:46:33 pm PDT #16346 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm arguing food politics with someone who absolutely refuses to acknowledge the existence of food deserts. This is not going well.
tommyrot - Mar 15, 2010 2:50:41 pm PDT #16347 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So the shelves I bought require a "rubber mallet" for assembly. WTF?
You know, I think my fist makes a good approximation of a rubber mallet.
megan walker - Mar 15, 2010 2:50:45 pm PDT #16348 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
So what was the jury for, megan?? Can you tell us about it now?
1) DUI
2) BAC >.08 while driving
3) hit and run (a car not people)
4) intimidating witnesses
Basically, a guy hit a parked car at 10am on a Tuesday in front of a construction site. He fled the scene, but then came back and tried to tell the multiple witnesses not to get involved or his friends would "come beat them up" (or whatever the equivalent is in Spanish).
We actually had decided 3 of the counts on Friday, but were hung on the .08 charge. Because people are stupid.
Jesse - Mar 15, 2010 2:53:58 pm PDT #16349 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG y'all, I just found a pile of letters from like 1988 - 1997. seriously?!!?
Seriously -- how many times have you moved since then??
I would also like to be a lector!!
meara - Mar 15, 2010 2:55:18 pm PDT #16350 of 30001
So was he eventually found guilty on any/all of them?
but were hung on the .08 charge
But...wasn't he breathalyzed/blood tested/whatever? Or how else did they come up with the charge? Cause I'd think that'd be the EASIEST one to convict on!