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megan walker - Mar 15, 2010 2:23:35 pm PDT #16333 of 30001

"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Distant aunties only get good notes. Works for me.

I don't know, my niece sent my brother (her uncle) a letter saying he broke up the family by moving to Minneapolis. I guess I'm lucky she had aged a few years before I moved out here. (Naturally, the orginal letter is still on my brother's fridge.)

meara - Mar 15, 2010 2:25:00 pm PDT #16334 of 30001

Awww. THAT"s what ruined (or rooined) his life, Cash? Poor baby will learn. (Insert evil laughter here)

I went and saw more houses. I reallllllly want to take the top two floors of one house, and add it to the bottom floor of another house. Or something. It had a goooooorgeous master suite thing, and a beautiful kitchen/living/dining....but the first floor of bedrooms was bleh, and the entrance with garage was freaky--it had this little under-stairs room that was supposed to be an office, but was very "I'm going to chain up Harry Potter and make him live here".

shrift - Mar 15, 2010 2:28:29 pm PDT #16335 of 30001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Now I want new nail polish AND new shoes.

megan walker - Mar 15, 2010 2:29:12 pm PDT #16336 of 30001

"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I'm happy to report that jury duty is finally over.

brenda m - Mar 15, 2010 2:30:34 pm PDT #16337 of 30001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Cash, when we were cleaning out my parents house I found my brother's first grade or kindergarten class picture. On the back, it says "Mom, I am so mad at you. You know what you did." Hysterical. Well, now anyway.

aurelia - Mar 15, 2010 2:32:32 pm PDT #16338 of 30001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I want to hit things.

Hit Ouiser.

I don't know, my niece sent my brother (her uncle) a letter saying he broke up the family by moving to Minneapolis.

Oh, dear. I moved here about a month before my nephew was born so he's never known me to live nearby.

§ ita § - Mar 15, 2010 2:34:16 pm PDT #16339 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now I want new nail polish AND new shoes.

And I want new knives.

Zenkitty - Mar 15, 2010 2:35:37 pm PDT #16340 of 30001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I adore Owen with the adoration of one far far away who does not have to raise him. What tickled me was that he expected you to apologize.

Ironing? As many before me have said, if it can't be tossed in the dryer with a wet washcloth, I don't buy it. I'm all about the stretchy jersey knits, anyway.

Oh! I meant to say this, about 20 miles back:

In'eresting: The Jobs Of Yesteryear: Obsolete Occupations

I want to be a Lector! I am awesome at reading aloud! How come no one will pay me to do that?

tommyrot - Mar 15, 2010 2:40:09 pm PDT #16341 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm just so happy I'm not a scribner.

JZ - Mar 15, 2010 2:41:46 pm PDT #16342 of 30001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I want to be a Lector! I am awesome at reading aloud! How come no one will pay me to do that?

There's always audiobooks.

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