Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cass - Mar 15, 2010 10:05:47 am PDT #16251 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I did at one point own both an iron and ironing board, but at some point I decided they weren't worth moving and left them behind at the old apartment.

You are my hero.

I try to lose mine but my mother always seems to make sure I at least own an iron and board. I suppose it's so she can iron when she's here? Lord knows I don't use them. Or know where they are.


Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2010 10:06:29 am PDT #16252 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Once bunch of us were gettting dressed for a wedding and I watched my Grandmother and her sister Mimi argue over who got to iron my Uncle Mark's shirt.

Mimi's argument was that she NEVER gets to iron Mark's shirts and Grandma could do it next time. My Grandmother argued that Mark hasn't lived at home in YEARS and goodness knows when she'd get to iron his shirt again.

Meanwhile, I was standing in the doorway holding a dress. In time, each of my sisters appeared holding their dresses.

Apparently we were poor substitutes -- the children could wait and iron their own dresses while they fought over a grown man's shirt.


Hil R. - Mar 15, 2010 10:06:34 am PDT #16253 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I have an iron and an ironing board, but I can't remember the last time I ironed anything.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 15, 2010 10:11:25 am PDT #16254 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I also iron alot doing costumes, but I remember being really angry when I had to iron the Conductor's tux shirt. Like, doesn't it come from the drycleaners ironed? And I had to do it every day. Dude.


Calli - Mar 15, 2010 10:14:05 am PDT #16255 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

he brings his shirts over to her house each week so she can iron them. He is 27 years old!

Bwah! I can imagine my mom's reaction if I'd asked her to do that, well, ever really. Before I learned to iron I never had clothes that needed it. After I learned to iron Mom tended to discover things that she or Dad had that also needed ironing whenever I pulled out the board. She also encouraged me to bring home laundry whenever I'd come, because theirs needed doing too, and, you know, since I would be doing laundry anyway . . .


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 15, 2010 10:20:05 am PDT #16256 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

During the years when I had no washer or dryer, I practically had to fight my mom off of the clothes I brought over to wash (and in fact she would often shoo me homeward if it got too late and then I'd find everything folded when I came back to finish the drying after work the next day). I think the woman was pathologically incapable of letting housework go undone for any length of time up until she hit retirement age.


Amy - Mar 15, 2010 10:21:59 am PDT #16257 of 30001
Because books.

I like to iron if I have time and something to watch on TV. It's sort of mindless and then there are all these nicely pressed clothes, which feels productive.

I still buy less linen than I used to, though.


ChiKat - Mar 15, 2010 10:23:17 am PDT #16258 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I hate ironing so much I buy clothes based on whether or not they have to be ironed or dry cleaned. I don't like having to dry clean things, either. Gets spendy.


Barb - Mar 15, 2010 10:25:41 am PDT #16259 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

::shudders::

Hates ironing, I does.

You'd think I'd get into the soothing nature of folding and ironing, but NSM.

I may also be feeling a bit violent over the whole housechores thing since I'm actually doing some today. I've come to the conclusion that I have a deep abiding hate on for the Dyson vacuum. Pet-friendly indeed-- I can barely vacuum half my room before I have to empty the canister. And the stupid brush gets snagged up and frozen if you look at it funny.


-t - Mar 15, 2010 10:25:44 am PDT #16260 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The magical sheets that dry clean in the dryer are my friends.