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Beverly - Mar 01, 2010 11:05:30 am PST #12228 of 30001

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I kind of wanted to follow him and see if he had an office with a door, or if he was in cubeland, but decided that would unnerve him more than he already was at the sight of me.

You could bring up the godless...tornadoes and see if he blanched.

I wore insulated gloves for cold weather to drive one day and it turned off warm so I pulled them off. I couldn't stick them in my bag or my pockets and had no idea where to put them so I wouldn't lose them. And then I thought--glove box, how convenient. I think they're still in there.

Strix - Mar 01, 2010 11:10:32 am PST #12229 of 30001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, I need to eat in a bit.

I am taking tacos tonight. Perhaps I'll just eat a bit of soup. I think I want to do some yoga fist, though.

aurelia - Mar 01, 2010 11:15:10 am PST #12230 of 30001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I have no cookies. And I just realized that I keep gloves in the car, but not in the glove box. Hm.

I'm blaming whoever linked to Failbooking for me wasting most of the afternoon. [link]

Lee - Mar 01, 2010 11:21:04 am PST #12231 of 30001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I suspect I have Girl scout cookies waiting for me in my office, but I have to be in the SF office today and tomorrow, so I will have to content myself with the Vietnamese sandwich I just bought.

NOM

§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 11:28:25 am PST #12232 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The comments on that Failbooking entry are pretty nifty.

American GS cookies are too fancy. I only ever dug Jamaican Girl Guide cookies. But it's possible I have change issues.

flea - Mar 01, 2010 11:34:46 am PST #12233 of 30001

information libertarian

My coworker's boyfriend just came in with two boxes of Tagalongs and decorated them with post-it notes and left them on her desk.

He's a good boyfriend. I'd be a bad coworker if I stole them and ate them.

tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 11:36:22 am PST #12234 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'd be a bad coworker if I stole them and ate them.

Yes.

But you could probably still live with yourself, right?

Gudanov - Mar 01, 2010 11:39:22 am PST #12235 of 30001

Coding and Sleeping

If you can break them up, then maybe she'll never find out he left them and you'll have covered your tracks.

Polter-Cow - Mar 01, 2010 11:40:49 am PST #12236 of 30001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm blaming whoever linked to Failbooking for me wasting most of the afternoon. [link]

Ha ha ha ha, that is awesome.

The comments on that Failbooking entry are pretty nifty.

Oh? Let's see.

wow are you mind gay cause you just blew my mind!!!! XO

meara - Mar 01, 2010 11:41:26 am PST #12237 of 30001

I think I want to do some yoga fist, though.

I read this, and thought "what is yoga fist? Is that a type of food? A form of exercising? A meditation? A martial arts meets yoga thing? 'I FORM THE YOGA FIST! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!'"

Then I realized it was just a typo. And then I felt stupid.

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