We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Mar 01, 2010 11:21:04 am PST #12231 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I suspect I have Girl scout cookies waiting for me in my office, but I have to be in the SF office today and tomorrow, so I will have to content myself with the Vietnamese sandwich I just bought.

NOM


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 11:28:25 am PST #12232 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The comments on that Failbooking entry are pretty nifty.

American GS cookies are too fancy. I only ever dug Jamaican Girl Guide cookies. But it's possible I have change issues.


flea - Mar 01, 2010 11:34:46 am PST #12233 of 30001
information libertarian

My coworker's boyfriend just came in with two boxes of Tagalongs and decorated them with post-it notes and left them on her desk.

He's a good boyfriend. I'd be a bad coworker if I stole them and ate them.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 11:36:22 am PST #12234 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'd be a bad coworker if I stole them and ate them.

Yes.

But you could probably still live with yourself, right?


Gudanov - Mar 01, 2010 11:39:22 am PST #12235 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

If you can break them up, then maybe she'll never find out he left them and you'll have covered your tracks.


Polter-Cow - Mar 01, 2010 11:40:49 am PST #12236 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm blaming whoever linked to Failbooking for me wasting most of the afternoon. [link]

Ha ha ha ha, that is awesome.

The comments on that Failbooking entry are pretty nifty.

Oh? Let's see.

wow are you mind gay cause you just blew my mind!!!! XO


meara - Mar 01, 2010 11:41:26 am PST #12237 of 30001

I think I want to do some yoga fist, though.

I read this, and thought "what is yoga fist? Is that a type of food? A form of exercising? A meditation? A martial arts meets yoga thing? 'I FORM THE YOGA FIST! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!'"

Then I realized it was just a typo. And then I felt stupid.


Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 11:41:33 am PST #12238 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If you can break them up, then maybe she'll never find out he left them and you'll have covered your tracks.

They could break up over a box of Tagalongs he allegedly left her even. This plot might run on auto.


Gudanov - Mar 01, 2010 11:45:44 am PST #12239 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I'm blaming whoever linked to Failbooking for me wasting most of the afternoon.

Sorry about that.


Strix - Mar 01, 2010 11:52:15 am PST #12240 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Then I realized it was just a typo. And then I felt stupid.

Doh! Now I feel stupid.

Yoga fist sounds more like a particularly acrobatic sexual act to me.