Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?

'Trash'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Mar 01, 2010 11:21:04 am PST #12231 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I suspect I have Girl scout cookies waiting for me in my office, but I have to be in the SF office today and tomorrow, so I will have to content myself with the Vietnamese sandwich I just bought.

NOM


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2010 11:28:25 am PST #12232 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The comments on that Failbooking entry are pretty nifty.

American GS cookies are too fancy. I only ever dug Jamaican Girl Guide cookies. But it's possible I have change issues.


flea - Mar 01, 2010 11:34:46 am PST #12233 of 30001
information libertarian

My coworker's boyfriend just came in with two boxes of Tagalongs and decorated them with post-it notes and left them on her desk.

He's a good boyfriend. I'd be a bad coworker if I stole them and ate them.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 11:36:22 am PST #12234 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'd be a bad coworker if I stole them and ate them.

Yes.

But you could probably still live with yourself, right?


Gudanov - Mar 01, 2010 11:39:22 am PST #12235 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

If you can break them up, then maybe she'll never find out he left them and you'll have covered your tracks.


Polter-Cow - Mar 01, 2010 11:40:49 am PST #12236 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm blaming whoever linked to Failbooking for me wasting most of the afternoon. [link]

Ha ha ha ha, that is awesome.

The comments on that Failbooking entry are pretty nifty.

Oh? Let's see.

wow are you mind gay cause you just blew my mind!!!! XO


meara - Mar 01, 2010 11:41:26 am PST #12237 of 30001

I think I want to do some yoga fist, though.

I read this, and thought "what is yoga fist? Is that a type of food? A form of exercising? A meditation? A martial arts meets yoga thing? 'I FORM THE YOGA FIST! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!'"

Then I realized it was just a typo. And then I felt stupid.


Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 11:41:33 am PST #12238 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If you can break them up, then maybe she'll never find out he left them and you'll have covered your tracks.

They could break up over a box of Tagalongs he allegedly left her even. This plot might run on auto.


Gudanov - Mar 01, 2010 11:45:44 am PST #12239 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I'm blaming whoever linked to Failbooking for me wasting most of the afternoon.

Sorry about that.


Strix - Mar 01, 2010 11:52:15 am PST #12240 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Then I realized it was just a typo. And then I felt stupid.

Doh! Now I feel stupid.

Yoga fist sounds more like a particularly acrobatic sexual act to me.