My coworker's boyfriend just came in with two boxes of Tagalongs and decorated them with post-it notes and left them on her desk.
He's a good boyfriend. I'd be a bad coworker if I stole them and ate them.
I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Mar 01, 2010 11:34:46 am PST #12233 of 30001
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tommyrot - Mar 01, 2010 11:36:22 am PST #12234 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'd be a bad coworker if I stole them and ate them.
Yes.
But you could probably still live with yourself, right?
Gudanov - Mar 01, 2010 11:39:22 am PST #12235 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
If you can break them up, then maybe she'll never find out he left them and you'll have covered your tracks.
Polter-Cow - Mar 01, 2010 11:40:49 am PST #12236 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I'm blaming whoever linked to Failbooking for me wasting most of the afternoon. [link]
Ha ha ha ha, that is awesome.
The comments on that Failbooking entry are pretty nifty.
Oh? Let's see.
wow are you mind gay cause you just blew my mind!!!! XO
meara - Mar 01, 2010 11:41:26 am PST #12237 of 30001
I think I want to do some yoga fist, though.
I read this, and thought "what is yoga fist? Is that a type of food? A form of exercising? A meditation? A martial arts meets yoga thing? 'I FORM THE YOGA FIST! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!'"
Then I realized it was just a typo. And then I felt stupid.
Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2010 11:41:33 am PST #12238 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
If you can break them up, then maybe she'll never find out he left them and you'll have covered your tracks.
They could break up over a box of Tagalongs he allegedly left her even. This plot might run on auto.
Gudanov - Mar 01, 2010 11:45:44 am PST #12239 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I'm blaming whoever linked to Failbooking for me wasting most of the afternoon.
Sorry about that.
Strix - Mar 01, 2010 11:52:15 am PST #12240 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Then I realized it was just a typo. And then I felt stupid.
Doh! Now I feel stupid.
Yoga fist sounds more like a particularly acrobatic sexual act to me.
flea - Mar 01, 2010 11:53:36 am PST #12241 of 30001
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Coworker is here. Boyfriend just called to confirm cookie receipt. (He's actually quite a cute and apparently nice boyfriend, so I can't justify any eviltude.)
SuziQ - Mar 01, 2010 11:54:39 am PST #12242 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Saturday, around 4:30, I stopped by the Post Office lobby and dropped off two boxes of homemade cookies - one to go to New York and one to California. The box to New York was delivered TODAY! I am beyond surprised.
I love sharing cookies. But I'm avoiding all girl scouts. I have bought 2 boxes, CJ ate one and I ate the other. No more. And to think I used to be a top seller back in the day.