Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Feb 27, 2010 3:19:40 pm PST #11800 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm still reading the archives of Questionable Content, BTW. I'm about halfway through.

t /obsessions R us


tommyrot - Feb 27, 2010 3:21:01 pm PST #11801 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm still reading the archives of Questionable Content, BTW. I'm about halfway through.

Heh. I went through that a year or two ago. Of course, there were fewer archives back then.


tommyrot - Feb 27, 2010 3:21:59 pm PST #11802 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm going to the sweet and sour place. Will I get a seat? Stay tuned....


Steph L. - Feb 27, 2010 3:22:38 pm PST #11803 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Heh. I went through that a year or two ago.

Marten and Faye have had The Talk.


billytea - Feb 27, 2010 3:22:47 pm PST #11804 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Full lyrics of "Love Story," the Romeo and Juliet song: [link] Also, note how one of the great tragedies of English literature is solved by "I talked to your dad."

"Stay away from my daughter, tiny punk!" "What if I marry her instead?" "'Kay! Hugs!"


Sophia Brooks - Feb 27, 2010 3:23:59 pm PST #11805 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Of course, when you said Love story, at first I thought you meant the "doodOOOOdoodoodoo DOOODOOO dooo DOOO doo DOOOOO doo doo."


Calli - Feb 27, 2010 3:24:09 pm PST #11806 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My standards for pop lyrics aren't high. But I saw Taylor Swift at the Grammys, and she can't sing. I don't know if some seriously underpaid sound tech mixes every third note she sings until they can record a track without massive unintended dissonance for her albums or what. Chick can't sing. So I don't really care what she's trying to sing about.

In other news, I have a massive craving for a vodka gimlet. And hey, I have ice, vodka, and Roses lime. Off to find my shaker.


Steph L. - Feb 27, 2010 3:27:01 pm PST #11807 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Of course, when you said Love story, at first I thought you meant the "doodOOOOdoodoodoo DOOODOOO dooo DOOO doo DOOOOO doo doo."

You know, from your "doodOOOOdoodoodoo DOOODOOO dooo DOOO doo DOOOOO doo doo," I totally got that damn melody stuck in my head! I think my mom had a music box with that song. Why, I have no idea.


Zenkitty - Feb 27, 2010 3:29:51 pm PST #11808 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I sometimes think about the fact all the food I am eating is dead and decaying and I have a hard time eating it.

Strangely, this only happens to me when I eat plants. Sometimes it occurs to me that the thing I'm about to bite into might be rotten inside. Then I have to slice it open before I can eat it.


dcp - Feb 27, 2010 3:31:50 pm PST #11809 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Now I am earwormed with "Carrot Juice Is Murder."