Would you become a hipster?
Would it be more irritating if I didn't? Because whatever is more irritating to the fundie paleos is what I want to do.
My freezer is...1 shrimp pattie in a much too big box, coco bread, 4 trays of ice, 2 ice cream maker bowls, multi-sized ice packs, bottle of vodka, assorted frozen fruit bits, pint of ice cream, nutmeg, pork chops, chicken stock, chicken thighs, vegetable stock, coffee.
It's mostly full, but once I finish that last patty there will be room for tequila.
Would it be more irritating if I didn't?
I think so. Or you could pretend to be a hipster, and destroy NY Hipsterdom from within....
Spoken like one who has only been in NY and LA.
And I know people in LA who could walk everywhere and just don't want to.
Or you could pretend to be a hipster, and destroy NY Hipsterdom from within...
If I had the patience and tolerance of cold...
I have a lot meat prepared and parceled out in my freezer. Probably 4 or 5 tuppers with pot roast, one with chili, some individual chicken breasts, some sausages... A couple of frozen dinners, a popsicle, bread and english muffins, blueberries, peas, green beans, I don't know what else.
I like "my freezer"! My freezer: 4 trays ice cubes, 3 cubes pesto in babyfood containers, 2 bags corn, 2 bags peas, 2 boxes spinach, 2 ancient freezer-burned veggie burgers I will throw away TONIGHT, half a bag of frozen peaches, 1 Boboli pizza crust, 2 loaves Pepperidge Farm German Dark Wheat bread (it was on sale), 1 bag english muffins, bags of walnuts, pecans, and pine nuts, butter, oj concentrate, ice cream maker bowl, 2/3 of a pint of Cherry Garcia if my husband didn't eat it.
Of particular note is this about one of their inspirations:
His workouts include scooting around the underbrush on all fours, leaping between boulders, playing catch with stones, and other activities at which he believes early man excelled. These are the “primal, essential skills that I believe everyone should have,” he said in an interview.
Yes, nothing has more potential to improve one's health and quality of life than being on the receiving end of thrown rocks.
Might I also suggest hunting large predators like bear and big cats armed only with a flint spear? 'Cause it's authentic.
My freezer has food in it that I forget is there.
That's why I just inventoried! I can't figure out an easy way to share the spreadsheet, though. Numbers format is not compatible with Google Docs, apparently.
Caveman ain't no sissy girl diet.
That's funny. When my sister started Eating Right for her blood Type (O), that was the short explanation - O as the supposed oldest blood type so she should eat close to paleolithically.
I would love to see those paleo hipsters actually trying to survive in the wild. That's quality reality TV right there.
nutmeg
Youuu need my nutmeg / I'll sprinkle your Christmas cream / With my spice supreme /
