My freezer has food in it that I forget is there.

That's why I just inventoried! I can't figure out an easy way to share the spreadsheet, though. Numbers format is not compatible with Google Docs, apparently.

Caveman ain't no sissy girl diet.

That's funny. When my sister started Eating Right for her blood Type (O), that was the short explanation - O as the supposed oldest blood type so she should eat close to paleolithically.

I would love to see those paleo hipsters actually trying to survive in the wild. That's quality reality TV right there.

nutmeg

Youuu need my nutmeg / I'll sprinkle your Christmas cream / With my spice supreme /

I might even watch that show.

My freezer in prose form: five bananas, a bag of biryani, half a bag of blueberries, one stick of butter, one candle, 2.5 lbs of chicken (breasts and thighs), 2 qts chicken pot pie filling, 3 packets of chopped liver, a can of decaf coffee, one english muffin, 2 bags of flour, 1 serving of French Onion soup, a bag of mixed fruit, an ancient ginger root (2 years old, should I just toss it?), a pint of goose fat, 4 hot dogs, a tray of lasagna, a bag of lima beans, 7 mini pie crusts, 9 blueberry muffins, 1/2 a package of peas, 1 persimmon, a cup of schmaltz, a quart of chicken stock, 4 stuffed potatoes, 4 servings of stuffed sole, an opened can of tomato paste, and 8 waffles.

I am in trouble if we lose power for a significant length of time.

I just have a bunch of frozen veggies, some Amy's frozen enchiladas and ziplocs of shredded cheese. I need nutmeg and vodka.

Oh, I have coffee, ginger, partial cans of tomato paste and chipotles in adobo, and beef broth as well.

Is there a particular reason people store vodka in the freezer (vs. not, or vs. any other kind of alcohol)?

Tastes better ice cold, is the only reason I did.

I have kahlua in the freezer too, but I keep thinking I should just toss it, because it's so old.