This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Feb 12, 2010 9:50:00 am PST #9882 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I don't mind the interruptions if it's something like, "That was X Rd North, not South, right?" That's clarification so they don't get lost. That's totally fine by me. I get that.

What starts sending me round the bend is when it's, "I don't how to get there. I'm coming from Y." and I tell them the best way I know how to get from Y to us. THEN - they start in with, "Isn't taking this other way faster than what you're telling me? And where does this other way take me? And can I still get to you from there? And which way do I turn if I come from this other way?"


Atropa - Feb 12, 2010 9:57:05 am PST #9883 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Happy birthday to Kristin and Maria!


Connie Neil - Feb 12, 2010 10:01:44 am PST #9884 of 30000
brillig

Got the results of my heart scan--

"Probably normal."

Apparently women have a harder time getting a clear cut "normal" result because our breasts get in the way of the scanning equipment--though the cardiologist did say you can occasionally find breast cancers with this scan.

So my blood uptake looks pretty good in all sectors except for the portion behind my left tit, where it's probably good.

Yay, me! Hubby and I then went to Denny's and had bacon and sausage and eggs for breakfast. Yum.

Still waiting for mammogram results. Initial results on the bone density is good for the hips, but there's some loss in the spine. I suppose the big gut is to blame for that, putting more stress than is good on the spine. Still, yay, me!


smonster - Feb 12, 2010 10:06:50 am PST #9885 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Gods, I'm getting emotional. All the people reposting my Historic Green thing on FB are Buffistas. I love you all, so much!

(Not-so-)stoopid allergies.


ChiKat - Feb 12, 2010 10:12:24 am PST #9886 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Connie! Probably normal is great!


Strix - Feb 12, 2010 10:13:37 am PST #9887 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I voted, smonster. Looks like you guys are well ahead now.

Happy, bdays, Kristin and Maria!!


smonster - Feb 12, 2010 10:29:38 am PST #9888 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Thank you, Erin!

I'm eating cold lamb shank off the bone. I feel like Denethor. If only Pippin were here to sing plaintively in my general direction.


Connie Neil - Feb 12, 2010 10:36:44 am PST #9889 of 30000
brillig

Yay, Connie! Probably normal is great!

I felt like asking, "Is that the same as Mostly Harmless?"


smonster - Feb 12, 2010 10:37:19 am PST #9890 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, and I meant to say, YAY CONNIE! I send ~ma for continued normality.


Laga - Feb 12, 2010 10:57:16 am PST #9891 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I just voted, smonster.

Happy Birthday Kristin!

Happy Birthday Maria!