Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea. Zoe: Thanks for sayin', sir.

'Serenity'


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javachik - Feb 11, 2010 4:21:23 pm PST #9851 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Ironic, right, because "the old fashioned way" in so many cultures, throughout history, was indeed getting set up by your parents.

But good for you, P-C. You're coming into your own.


Polter-Cow - Feb 11, 2010 4:26:48 pm PST #9852 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ironic, right, because "the old fashioned way" in so many cultures, throughout history, was indeed getting set up by your parents.

I know, right? If my mom were known for her scintillating wit, she would have shot back, "This IS the old-fashioned way!"

But good for you, P-C. You're coming into your own.

That was not how I envisioned that conversation going. I had been putting it off since last week, and I had this whole thing where I was going to calmly quit the process instead of get all emotional like I always do, but I am seriously, seriously, seriously tired of her constantly assuming that the reason I'm resistant to an arranged marriage is because I have some secret girlfriend because if it weren't for her constant oppression and brainwashing, I might actually be capable of having a functional relationship with a woman. I've missed out on all the regular mating rituals during my development process. I don't know how to do any of it.


smonster - Feb 11, 2010 4:57:43 pm PST #9853 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

You're doing a good job, P-C. Hang in there.

Kitty is so wee that I am sitting upright and she is perched on my boobs and one shoulder.


hippocampus - Feb 11, 2010 5:03:35 pm PST #9854 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

MAKE THE SNOW STOP. MAKE. IT. STOP. We have no more room for any more snow ever ever ever. None zero nada zip. And squat for good measure. NO it is not allowed to snow on Tuesday. Just. No.

::ahem:: ok better now.


Hil R. - Feb 11, 2010 5:06:19 pm PST #9855 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I tried to use Orajel on my wisdom tooth socket. It worked, but also numbed about a third of my tongue. This feels weird.


WindSparrow - Feb 11, 2010 6:36:06 pm PST #9856 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

smonster, I'm so glad you took foster kitty to the vet. Poor wee thing. Many hugs for you and her.

P-C, I hope you feel better soon - physically and emotionally.


omnis_audis - Feb 11, 2010 8:39:58 pm PST #9857 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Help. Get me off this phone. She. Um. No!

I should explain.

On the phone with okcupid gal that I'm supposed to have a date with on Saturday. a) she LOVES Fox News. b) she doesn't know what NPR is. c) Her favorite tv show is Fox Sports. She got mad at her kid for deleting the pre-game show, because she wanted to hear the banter of Terry and the guys.


erin_obscure - Feb 11, 2010 9:17:50 pm PST #9858 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

You really need to get out of Texas.


omnis_audis - Feb 11, 2010 10:46:43 pm PST #9859 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

should I cancel Saturday?


Laura - Feb 12, 2010 1:49:49 am PST #9860 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

That is pretty scary, o_a. I do know successful couples with vastly different political opinions and interests. It depends on how many checks you have in the Pro column. If it is all crazy making, then cancel.