You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Feb 11, 2010 4:57:43 pm PST #9853 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

You're doing a good job, P-C. Hang in there.

Kitty is so wee that I am sitting upright and she is perched on my boobs and one shoulder.


hippocampus - Feb 11, 2010 5:03:35 pm PST #9854 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

MAKE THE SNOW STOP. MAKE. IT. STOP. We have no more room for any more snow ever ever ever. None zero nada zip. And squat for good measure. NO it is not allowed to snow on Tuesday. Just. No.

::ahem:: ok better now.


Hil R. - Feb 11, 2010 5:06:19 pm PST #9855 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I tried to use Orajel on my wisdom tooth socket. It worked, but also numbed about a third of my tongue. This feels weird.


WindSparrow - Feb 11, 2010 6:36:06 pm PST #9856 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

smonster, I'm so glad you took foster kitty to the vet. Poor wee thing. Many hugs for you and her.

P-C, I hope you feel better soon - physically and emotionally.


omnis_audis - Feb 11, 2010 8:39:58 pm PST #9857 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Help. Get me off this phone. She. Um. No!

I should explain.

On the phone with okcupid gal that I'm supposed to have a date with on Saturday. a) she LOVES Fox News. b) she doesn't know what NPR is. c) Her favorite tv show is Fox Sports. She got mad at her kid for deleting the pre-game show, because she wanted to hear the banter of Terry and the guys.


erin_obscure - Feb 11, 2010 9:17:50 pm PST #9858 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

You really need to get out of Texas.


omnis_audis - Feb 11, 2010 10:46:43 pm PST #9859 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

should I cancel Saturday?


Laura - Feb 12, 2010 1:49:49 am PST #9860 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

That is pretty scary, o_a. I do know successful couples with vastly different political opinions and interests. It depends on how many checks you have in the Pro column. If it is all crazy making, then cancel.


erin_obscure - Feb 12, 2010 2:59:26 am PST #9861 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I had a rather good day. Started with a good massage, followed by sushi (sadly, the grocery store variety - for some reason sushi places in outer SE portland don't like to stay open after 9pm on weekdays. jerks.) and the made cupcaked for a baby shower tomorrow. Oh, and picked up some super cute bibs for the shower. It's a second baby, so they have the basics covered but i figure you can never have too many bibs. Now catching up on Chuck with a cat in the lap. Indeed, a good day. I spread the ~ma liberally like fluffy cream cheese frosting (of which i have extra.)

eta: and indoor gardening! Tested some samples in preparation for planting bluberries, and started indoor seedlings for broccoli, squash, lemon cukes, cilantro (shut it) and echinacea.


billytea - Feb 12, 2010 3:56:42 am PST #9862 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy birthday Kristin and Maria! It's my younger brother's birthday too. He's becoming quite portly (he takes settling down literally). Travelling to his party marks the first time Ryan's driven anywhere without anyone sitting next to him (we met Wallybee over there).