Wait, isn't thallium the stuff that the Russians put on the end of an umbrella to assassinate somebody?
Well, considering they pumped a bunch into my veins, I think not. I'm kind of disappointed that my pee doesn't glow. I'm tempted to find some Homeland Security scanners and see if I can set anything off.
Good luck with your bones & boobs, Connie.
My bones and boobs thank you.
There are actually some people who don't think the Charger ad was creepy and sexist.
I am glad I don't know these people. Or at least I hope I don't.
And, on the sexist football congratulators, I have at least as many female friend football fans as male.
I have to say, I also get irritated with one of my best girlfriends because she expects me to want to talk to her while the guys watch the game. A PENIS IS NOT REQUIRED IN ORDER TO ENJOY FOOTBALL! Jeez!
I do not enjoy watching sports on tv but I don't think it's because I'm a girl!
Why does my daughter have to whine and cry before doing anything asked of her? Why?
Bwhahahahahahahaha. ha. ha. It's fucking insane-making, isn't it? I have one of those, two. I get the added bonus of whining for EVERYTHING. From juice to ponytails to a tv show. Her requests are all proceeded by a whine. Makes me want to stick hot pokers in my ears.
TOC: sent to the beta readers! I will now reward myself with the pan au chocolat Pete brought me earlier.
Huh. There are actually some people who don't think the Charger ad was creepy and sexist.
I showed it to my BF. He didn't understand my "screw all y'all" reaction at all.
I looked at Jon at one point during that or the Flo tv one and said,"It is a wonder y'all can stand us at all!"
If that was one of the most watched thing ever to be on tv, you have to imagine women are in your audience. Also if Flo is to be believed, we do the shopping. Way to make sure we never buy your products advertisers!
A PENIS IS NOT REQUIRED IN ORDER TO ENJOY FOOTBALL! Jeez!
You should express your condolences to people for whom it is. Or get them a hooker.
If that was one of the most watched thing ever to be on tv, you have to imagine women are in your audience. Also if Flo is to be believed, we do the shopping. Way to make sure we never buy your products advertisers!
A THIRD of the Super Bowl audience, I hear, is female. We're supposed to "have a sense of humor" and "be a good sport" about this sort of thing.
I hope they can have a sense of humor and be good sports about getting none of my money.