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Cashmere - Feb 10, 2010 1:44:12 pm PST #9765 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Why does my daughter have to whine and cry before doing anything asked of her? Why?

Bwhahahahahahahaha. ha. ha. It's fucking insane-making, isn't it? I have one of those, two. I get the added bonus of whining for EVERYTHING. From juice to ponytails to a tv show. Her requests are all proceeded by a whine. Makes me want to stick hot pokers in my ears.

Atropa - Feb 10, 2010 2:11:51 pm PST #9766 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

TOC: sent to the beta readers! I will now reward myself with the pan au chocolat Pete brought me earlier.

DebetEsse - Feb 10, 2010 2:20:13 pm PST #9767 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Huh. There are actually some people who don't think the Charger ad was creepy and sexist.

I showed it to my BF. He didn't understand my "screw all y'all" reaction at all.

Daisy Jane - Feb 10, 2010 2:31:33 pm PST #9768 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I looked at Jon at one point during that or the Flo tv one and said,"It is a wonder y'all can stand us at all!"

If that was one of the most watched thing ever to be on tv, you have to imagine women are in your audience. Also if Flo is to be believed, we do the shopping. Way to make sure we never buy your products advertisers!

Trudy Booth - Feb 10, 2010 2:39:10 pm PST #9769 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

A PENIS IS NOT REQUIRED IN ORDER TO ENJOY FOOTBALL! Jeez!

You should express your condolences to people for whom it is. Or get them a hooker.

Trudy Booth - Feb 10, 2010 2:40:37 pm PST #9770 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If that was one of the most watched thing ever to be on tv, you have to imagine women are in your audience. Also if Flo is to be believed, we do the shopping. Way to make sure we never buy your products advertisers!

A THIRD of the Super Bowl audience, I hear, is female. We're supposed to "have a sense of humor" and "be a good sport" about this sort of thing.

I hope they can have a sense of humor and be good sports about getting none of my money.

Vortex - Feb 10, 2010 3:00:34 pm PST #9771 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well, considering they pumped a bunch into my veins, I think not.

Aha! Not used to in the umbrella assassination, but in the Assassination of Alexander Litvinenko

The umbrella poison was ricin. I knew that thallium had been used to kill somebody.

Laura - Feb 10, 2010 3:29:56 pm PST #9772 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Teppy, would a magic eraser work on the shower curtain?

I enjoy a good football game, but get bored with it on a regular basis. I don't think my gender has anything to do with it.

billytea - Feb 10, 2010 3:30:00 pm PST #9773 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

As one who was not in the Super Bowl audience (congratulations Saints), what were the Charger and Flo TV ads?

d - Feb 10, 2010 3:45:37 pm PST #9774 of 30000
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

My sister thought the Dodge ad was funny. I have not written that I must be a humorless bitch. Yet.

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