I looked at Jon at one point during that or the Flo tv one and said,"It is a wonder y'all can stand us at all!"

If that was one of the most watched thing ever to be on tv, you have to imagine women are in your audience. Also if Flo is to be believed, we do the shopping. Way to make sure we never buy your products advertisers!

A PENIS IS NOT REQUIRED IN ORDER TO ENJOY FOOTBALL! Jeez!

You should express your condolences to people for whom it is. Or get them a hooker.

If that was one of the most watched thing ever to be on tv, you have to imagine women are in your audience. Also if Flo is to be believed, we do the shopping. Way to make sure we never buy your products advertisers!

A THIRD of the Super Bowl audience, I hear, is female. We're supposed to "have a sense of humor" and "be a good sport" about this sort of thing.

I hope they can have a sense of humor and be good sports about getting none of my money.

Well, considering they pumped a bunch into my veins, I think not.

Aha! Not used to in the umbrella assassination, but in the Assassination of Alexander Litvinenko

The umbrella poison was ricin. I knew that thallium had been used to kill somebody.

Teppy, would a magic eraser work on the shower curtain?

I enjoy a good football game, but get bored with it on a regular basis. I don't think my gender has anything to do with it.

As one who was not in the Super Bowl audience (congratulations Saints), what were the Charger and Flo TV ads?

My sister thought the Dodge ad was funny. I have not written that I must be a humorless bitch. Yet.

Hi, I'm back. Went home, cried, and did some avoidance napping. Ahhh...

Thing is, it's not just burbling now. It's a complex analysis of why I'm so hooked, accompanied by whining in 3-part harmony about not being able to have what I want. I'm planning to use Buffista kids as my backup singers.

Ehh. If I end up posting, I'll link here.

I think I need to take one of my cats to the vet tomorrow. She's hacking but not horking and her belly seems distended.

I thought the Dodge ad was funny because I make my DH watch my vampire show and carry my lip gloss. I just found it silly. The dog collar revenge one made me laugh the most though.

I went cold turkey off Wellbutrin and am doing a fast taper off celexa, and start Cymbalta next week, all of which is at the recommendation of my doctor.

With my doctor's permission, I'll also be going off Wellbutrin . I just found out I can't get a pilot's license while on it. I'm hoping that my level of depression was triggered by situational factors (two parents' lingering deaths, one right after the other) that aren't going to reoccur. If I'm wrong about the trigger, well, I guess I'll find a hobby with different medical requirements.