There's a woman on People's Court calling herself Empress.
If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Feb 08, 2010 7:02:52 am PST #9480 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Scrappy - Feb 08, 2010 7:16:03 am PST #9481 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
How DARE she? We know who the real Empress is.
ChiKat - Feb 08, 2010 7:19:25 am PST #9482 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I think she automatically loses due to identity theft.
Aims - Feb 08, 2010 7:31:57 am PST #9483 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And also? A little batshit crazy.
Sean K - Feb 08, 2010 7:38:00 am PST #9484 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Why is it guys always think they're a catch?
Not all of us do. Some of us don't believe we're a catch, no matter how many times our friends tell us we are.
omnis_audis - Feb 08, 2010 7:40:04 am PST #9485 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Oh, and omnis - you are a waaaaaay better catch than that dude, I don't know why women in your area are stupid.:: Blush :: I'm sure part of the problem is, a) Shy and have no clue about how to start a relationship. Friendship, sure, relationship, NSM. b) When not working, I tend to be a hermit, as I value my quiet alone time. That said, it's looking like I may have a date on Saturday. Seems we are going to the 6th Floor Museum. While an excellent museum, not a very uplifting thing for a first date, what with learning how JFK was killed and all. But, from the e-mails, she seems fairly sane so far.
Dude has done all the other fish a favor by making them look great by comparison.:: preens a little bit ::
Forgive me, Miracle Man, but I thought of you.Ha! I could SO see Miracle Man doing that. Or Dr. House.
And also? A little batshit crazy.Huh. I thought that went with all royalty titles.
ION - Seriously. I need hivemind help. I need to ask for time off at a time in the season when time off is not being granted. I dunno if I can lie, and dunno if I want to, as my boss is my friend. But I need to ask for time off to fly to CA to get 2nd interview. The best I can come up with is "it's personal", which sounds really lame. Oh the quandary I am in. This is why I am not a spy. I am no good at lying and deceit. If I say I have another gig (a la Griffith Observatory), there is a strong chance of being denied. I dunno if I can lie and say it's something with my mother. Ugg. Brain hitting wall.
Jessica - Feb 08, 2010 7:44:06 am PST #9486 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
A checklist for Sean & BC should either of you ever doubt your catch-itude:
1 - not currently high on cocaine
2 - not a prostitute
3 - have not had driver's license revoked
Sean K - Feb 08, 2010 7:46:21 am PST #9487 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
t tears up Gay-for-Coke plan
Shir - Feb 08, 2010 7:49:09 am PST #9488 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
The advantage of being the Red Queen is being able to shout "off with their heads" a lot.
Something I do a lot, as is.
Yalla feyn?
Le'iena turidu.
I'm sure part of the problem is, a) Shy and have no clue about how to start a relationship. Friendship, sure, relationship, NSM. b) When not working, I tend to be a hermit, as I value my quiet alone time.
Look at your tagline. Thank you. That is all.
That said, it's looking like I may have a date on Saturday.
Yay!
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2010 7:51:04 am PST #9489 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
3 - have not had driver's license revoked
Is "suspended" OK?