This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Feb 06, 2010 8:17:36 am PST #9239 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

On the subject of shower sex, I'll note I was in Good Vibrations the other day and had special wall mounts for the shower so you could get a foothold.


Steph L. - Feb 06, 2010 8:22:02 am PST #9240 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

special wall mounts for the shower so you could get a foothold.

I trip over lint. Which is to say, I'm not very graceful, and I think that shower sex is just not the safest thing for me to be partaking in.

I mean, there's a reason my boyfriend ties me down for sex. It's safety, yo.


Polter-Cow - Feb 06, 2010 8:28:14 am PST #9241 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm learning that they often get spooked (and give in) when you throw your legal rights at them. Is there any way you can get legal advice here?

I'm going to call the Consumer Affairs department to confirm. I mean, I already pointed him to the website that listed all my rights and his responsibilities, and he still thought it was my responsibility, so I'm not sure what would convince him.


smonster - Feb 06, 2010 8:28:38 am PST #9242 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Is this normal, or should I worry?

Normal.

WS, let's chat over email about cat food stuff.

~ma to them as needs it.

Kitty ate some food this morning. Yay!

Debating lazy vs. productive. So far lazy winning. Unless you count cleaning off DVR and being kitty heating pad as productive.

Anyone else have the OKC app on their iPhone? It shows me as always online when my phone is on, and I can't find the settings to change it.


Zenkitty - Feb 06, 2010 8:30:57 am PST #9243 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, lazy is totally winning in this household. It's been snowing for 30 hours, it's cold, the cats are asleep, and I believe I'll take a nap.


omnis_audis - Feb 06, 2010 9:14:05 am PST #9244 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I don't want to work today. Must. Blargh.

Library sex sounds hot. Books in the shower while having sex sounds pulpy, and bad for the books.

P-C, what was the clog made of? How long have you been in the apt? If short time, I would argue that there wasn't enough time for a gent with short hair and no gf to clog the drain that far down.


smonster - Feb 06, 2010 9:18:31 am PST #9245 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Books in the shower while having sex sounds pulpy, and bad for the books.

Unless the book in question is Cradle to Cradle by William McDonough, which is printed on plastic instead of paper. [link] But you'd have to be a bigger ecofreak than even I for that book to get you hot.


Pix - Feb 06, 2010 9:18:32 am PST #9246 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm. Especially if that person is significantly shorter.


omnis_audis - Feb 06, 2010 9:23:40 am PST #9247 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Clearly you need a dual shower head system, with one on each end of the tub. Surround Water technology.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2010 9:26:39 am PST #9248 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm

What assumptions are you making about the ambient temperature? I've never had this be a problem, although I guess it could be if the bathroom is kept cold.