Speaking of being 12, I'm have been looking at television wall mounts, and I find myself snickering at things like "single-stud full motion mounts."
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Feb 05, 2010 5:02:50 pm PST #9157 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Calli - Feb 05, 2010 5:04:23 pm PST #9158 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
When I was a theater tech we were supposed to bring our own c-wrenches. One of the other women on the crew suggested I'd keep mine longer if I painted my name on it with as bright, glitzy pink a nail polish as I could find. So I did, and I still had it when I graduated. My hammer, which I also lent out on occasion, has my name on the handle in shiny gold letters.
My dad use to collect tools, plus he got a lot of them for presents. Then his father, who had a barn full of tools, died and left all of them to Dad. He fitted me out with a full toolbox when I moved into my first apartment and you couldn't even see a difference in his toolshed.
NoiseDesign - Feb 05, 2010 5:06:41 pm PST #9159 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Good news from amid the crazy. Just got an email confirming a new project. Looks like I'll be spending more time in Orlando.
Steph L. - Feb 05, 2010 5:09:55 pm PST #9160 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Lesson Learned Tonight:
What is the point of taking a shower *before* sex? Duh.
(In my defense, I was rank, since I had gone to the gym AND I was coming off of 2 days w/o a shower, thanks to the migraine from hell. I needed that shower. Though it was pointless.)
Burrell - Feb 05, 2010 5:11:53 pm PST #9161 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Steph, I feel that there is a place for such showers. It's just they are often followed up another shower afterwards.
Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2010 5:12:28 pm PST #9162 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You could just have sex IN the shower.
omnis_audis - Feb 05, 2010 5:16:33 pm PST #9163 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
At least you are getting sex!!!
:: grumble grumble ::
NoiseDesign - Feb 05, 2010 5:17:48 pm PST #9164 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Shower sex is good sex, just make sure you don't slip and injure yourself, that's an embarrassing call to the paramedics.
Steph L. - Feb 05, 2010 5:20:38 pm PST #9165 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
You could just have sex IN the shower.
Not our shower. (Pedestal tub — like a clawfoot — with a shower curtain ring and a curtain that goes all the way around it. No good place to prop/brace oneself without pulling down the whole contraption. Hell, I almost pulled it down once when I was shaving my legs.) We have to go to a hotel to have shower sex.
Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2010 5:21:48 pm PST #9166 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Bathtub sex? You can have all the bathtub sex you want.