At least you are getting sex!!!
:: grumble grumble ::
You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Feb 05, 2010 5:16:33 pm PST #9163 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
NoiseDesign - Feb 05, 2010 5:17:48 pm PST #9164 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Shower sex is good sex, just make sure you don't slip and injure yourself, that's an embarrassing call to the paramedics.
Steph L. - Feb 05, 2010 5:20:38 pm PST #9165 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
You could just have sex IN the shower.
Not our shower. (Pedestal tub — like a clawfoot — with a shower curtain ring and a curtain that goes all the way around it. No good place to prop/brace oneself without pulling down the whole contraption. Hell, I almost pulled it down once when I was shaving my legs.) We have to go to a hotel to have shower sex.
Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2010 5:21:48 pm PST #9166 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Bathtub sex? You can have all the bathtub sex you want.
Vortex - Feb 05, 2010 5:23:54 pm PST #9167 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Shower sex is good sex, just make sure you don't slip and injure yourself, that's an embarrassing call to the paramedics.
I'm always so worried about falling on my ass that I don't enjoy it as much.
Zenkitty - Feb 05, 2010 5:26:22 pm PST #9168 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Yeah, that's the trouble with having lots of sex. All the showering you have to do, and the washing of sheets, and the risky business of unstable surfaces, and the rug burn, and the broken crockery... Yeah, it's just not worth it. Gosh, glad I'm not doing *that* anymore.
......
Katerina Bee - Feb 05, 2010 5:31:07 pm PST #9169 of 30000
Herding cats for fun
Let's not even mention the potential for destruction with kitchen sex improperly applied.
I get to take DH to the bookstore tomorrow. Hooray!
Cass - Feb 05, 2010 5:31:37 pm PST #9170 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
My father used to take the silverware and kitchen knives for everything from refinishing and gardening.
I still blame my ex for the suspicious missing knives in my silverware drawer. I don't know what he used them for, but it's his fault I am missing about five of them.
We have to go to a hotel to have shower sex.
Hotel sex!
Zenkitty - Feb 05, 2010 5:32:27 pm PST #9171 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Katie Bee, I probably forgot to post it, but I love your Felt Farm! You are really talented, and they are adorable.
smonster - Feb 05, 2010 5:37:59 pm PST #9172 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
> If and when I unearth the books, I'll send you the publishers and titles.
Bev, no worries. It's not urgent by any means.
Gosh, glad I'm not doing *that* anymore.
Yeah. Sex. Who needs it? ::checks fares to Chicago::