Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lesson Learned Tonight:
What is the point of taking a shower *before* sex? Duh.
(In my defense, I was rank, since I had gone to the gym AND I was coming off of 2 days w/o a shower, thanks to the migraine from hell. I needed that shower. Though it was pointless.)
Steph, I feel that there is a place for such showers. It's just they are often followed up another shower afterwards.
You could just have sex IN the shower.
At least you are getting sex!!!
:: grumble grumble ::
Shower sex is good sex, just make sure you don't slip and injure yourself, that's an embarrassing call to the paramedics.
You could just have sex IN the shower.
Not our shower. (Pedestal tub — like a clawfoot — with a shower curtain ring and a curtain that goes all the way around it. No good place to prop/brace oneself without pulling down the whole contraption. Hell, I almost pulled it down once when I was shaving my legs.) We have to go to a hotel to have shower sex.
Bathtub sex? You can have all the bathtub sex you want.
Shower sex is good sex, just make sure you don't slip and injure yourself, that's an embarrassing call to the paramedics.
I'm always so worried about falling on my ass that I don't enjoy it as much.
Yeah, that's the trouble with having lots of sex. All the showering you have to do, and the washing of sheets, and the risky business of unstable surfaces, and the rug burn, and the broken crockery... Yeah, it's just not worth it. Gosh, glad I'm not doing *that* anymore.
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Let's not even mention the potential for destruction with kitchen sex improperly applied.
I get to take DH to the bookstore tomorrow. Hooray!