One of cats will eat tie line, shoe straps, elastic hairbands...in addition to anything other mammals might consider edible. The other likes paper and cardboard. I don't understand how this works into "survival instinct" process.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erin_obscure - Feb 02, 2010 5:56:50 am PST #8726 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Cashmere - Feb 02, 2010 5:56:59 am PST #8727 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I hope you feel more combobulated, Aims!
I am eating cheetos with chopsticks this morning and writing. Liv's trying to learn to use chopsticks and it's quite hilarious to watch.
Steph L. - Feb 02, 2010 5:57:11 am PST #8728 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Our black kitty snuck up and started eating aloo saag off my plate the other night.
Me: Cats don't eat Indian food!
The Boy: Cats in India do.
Me: Yes, but they just call it "food."
This is the same cat that eats corn on the cob. Freak.
Zenkitty - Feb 02, 2010 5:59:26 am PST #8729 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Oh, yes, of course. They will eat non-cat-food-non-FOOD things, no problem. Rubber bands have to be kept in a box Leo can't open, because he will eat them. Percy munches on styrofoam peanuts.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 02, 2010 6:06:26 am PST #8730 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Taz loves butter and cheese.
Hil R. - Feb 02, 2010 6:31:15 am PST #8731 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The guy installing my new dishwasher just told me that I need to clean my apartment. I so do not need this.
Dana - Feb 02, 2010 6:33:07 am PST #8732 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The guy installing my new dishwasher just told me that I need to clean my apartment.
Did you tell him he needs to shut his piehole?
Hil R. - Feb 02, 2010 6:35:44 am PST #8733 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Huh. The front panel of my new dishwasher is bright green. Most of the permanent fixtures in the kitchen are beige, but all my accessories are pink and brown, with a little bit of blue.
Hil R. - Feb 02, 2010 6:40:35 am PST #8734 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Am I supposed to tip the dishwasher guy, if it's my landlord paying for it?
DebetEsse - Feb 02, 2010 6:44:27 am PST #8735 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Psst, Hil cooks in an Easter Egg.
According to teh Internets, tipping is not standard.