Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain... bullets. But that's air through the engine. It's past. We're business people.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Feb 02, 2010 6:45:32 am PST #8736 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Am I supposed to tip the dishwasher guy, if it's my landlord paying for it?

Dude, he insulted your apartment. Don't give him any money.


Connie Neil - Feb 02, 2010 7:00:58 am PST #8737 of 30000
brillig

Am I supposed to tip the dishwasher guy

Not after the crack about cleaning. And tell him so. "I would have tipped you, but I need that money to buy cleaning supplies."


Hil R. - Feb 02, 2010 7:04:00 am PST #8738 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The dishwasher is actually silver, not green. Much better.


Cashmere - Feb 02, 2010 7:09:50 am PST #8739 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

The stainless steel appliances come with a sticky film protecing them, Hil.

Also, Installation Guy is a jackass who deserves no tip.


sj - Feb 02, 2010 7:31:27 am PST #8740 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(((Aims))) I hope you are feeling better.


smonster - Feb 02, 2010 8:19:00 am PST #8741 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

{{{Aims}}}

One of cats will eat tie line, shoe straps, elastic hairbands...

Yikes, that can get expensive. One of my cats once ate 40 inches of 1/4" ribbon. Thankfully, they were able to clip most of it and surgery was not required for the rest.

My other cat likes to chew on cardboard, paper, metal, elastic, plastic, etc. Sometimes I'll put her food out for her and 30 seconds later find her chewing on some non-food substance. Her favorite is chewing on plastic bags at 2 in the morning.


Vortex - Feb 02, 2010 8:27:03 am PST #8742 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Am I supposed to tip the dishwasher guy, if it's my landlord paying for it?

not after he commented on your apartment. eff him.


Ginger - Feb 02, 2010 8:28:42 am PST #8743 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A friend had a cat who loved cantaloupe so much that she was finally driven to cut the cat his own piece, so she could eat hers in peace. I was blanching zucchini for freezing once and had it spread out on cookie sheets. I found my cat, who was normally suspicious of anything that wasn't dry cat food, on the counter frantically eating zucchini.


Shir - Feb 02, 2010 8:31:47 am PST #8744 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

{{Aims}}

Dear, what's going on?


Calli - Feb 02, 2010 8:44:57 am PST #8745 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My cat likes playing with rubber and plastic things, but so far he's refrained from eating them. It means that a new bunch of celery or broccoli = good times, though. I'll shoot the rubber band into the air, and Leifur will spend the next half hour or so attacking it and flinging it into the air. Eventually the rubber band disappears, but it's the cheapest of cheap thrills.

Leifur will take a lick or two of dairy things (butter, cream, cheese), but otherwise he just eats kibble and meat.

Aims, I hope you're feeling better now.