The guy installing my new dishwasher just told me that I need to clean my apartment.
Did you tell him he needs to shut his piehole?
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Dana - Feb 02, 2010 6:33:07 am PST #8732 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hil R. - Feb 02, 2010 6:35:44 am PST #8733 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Huh. The front panel of my new dishwasher is bright green. Most of the permanent fixtures in the kitchen are beige, but all my accessories are pink and brown, with a little bit of blue.
Hil R. - Feb 02, 2010 6:40:35 am PST #8734 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Am I supposed to tip the dishwasher guy, if it's my landlord paying for it?
DebetEsse - Feb 02, 2010 6:44:27 am PST #8735 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Psst, Hil cooks in an Easter Egg.
According to teh Internets, tipping is not standard.
Dana - Feb 02, 2010 6:45:32 am PST #8736 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Am I supposed to tip the dishwasher guy, if it's my landlord paying for it?
Dude, he insulted your apartment. Don't give him any money.
Connie Neil - Feb 02, 2010 7:00:58 am PST #8737 of 30000
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Am I supposed to tip the dishwasher guy
Not after the crack about cleaning. And tell him so. "I would have tipped you, but I need that money to buy cleaning supplies."
Hil R. - Feb 02, 2010 7:04:00 am PST #8738 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The dishwasher is actually silver, not green. Much better.
Cashmere - Feb 02, 2010 7:09:50 am PST #8739 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
The stainless steel appliances come with a sticky film protecing them, Hil.
Also, Installation Guy is a jackass who deserves no tip.
sj - Feb 02, 2010 7:31:27 am PST #8740 of 30000
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(((Aims))) I hope you are feeling better.
smonster - Feb 02, 2010 8:19:00 am PST #8741 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
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One of cats will eat tie line, shoe straps, elastic hairbands...
Yikes, that can get expensive. One of my cats once ate 40 inches of 1/4" ribbon. Thankfully, they were able to clip most of it and surgery was not required for the rest.
My other cat likes to chew on cardboard, paper, metal, elastic, plastic, etc. Sometimes I'll put her food out for her and 30 seconds later find her chewing on some non-food substance. Her favorite is chewing on plastic bags at 2 in the morning.