And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


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Shir - Jan 29, 2010 10:06:31 am PST #8349 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I would've said it was full when I arrived, but I got thirsty. Let 'em prove I didn't drink from the old thing. At least, that's what I would've said if I could have avoided saying the thing that would've landed me in jail. Which... yeah, jail.

Later I thought that that is what I should have said. But the possibility didn't ever came to my mind then - again, I wouldn't have drank from this thing in a life or death situation. I'm quite convinced that that alone could have killed me.

And I was fairly amused, while being in the IDF, that it's the only place with a fashion police that could send you do jail for a hell lot of reasons.

I tell you, sometimes I have no idea how this institution works. The Mastenichastabo (I bet there's a typo there. I'm referring to the order of linage and jobs in the 15th and 16th century Russia) had clearer logic.


Shir - Jan 29, 2010 10:07:08 am PST #8350 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Yay, MM! Two thumbs, whoo-hoo!


Laga - Jan 29, 2010 10:15:46 am PST #8351 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hooray for results, MM!


NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2010 10:20:09 am PST #8352 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Has anyone seen my motivation? I've got some estimates I need to finish and am having a hard time getting my butt in gear.


tommyrot - Jan 29, 2010 10:23:27 am PST #8353 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I'm wondering what exactly is required for getting a butt in gear. Is there a butt-shifter? A butt-clutch?


P.M. Marc - Jan 29, 2010 10:24:53 am PST #8354 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tommyrot, the answer is either "probably at least the former" or "trust me, you don't want to know."


NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2010 10:28:30 am PST #8355 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I'm pretty sure my clutch is shot.


Aims - Jan 29, 2010 10:32:49 am PST #8356 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'll shoot yer clutch...


NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2010 10:40:32 am PST #8357 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Promises promises.


Calli - Jan 29, 2010 10:50:23 am PST #8358 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

A butt-clutch?

Oh, boy. You don't want to be around when the butt clutch-plate goes out.