Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2010 10:28:30 am PST #8355 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I'm pretty sure my clutch is shot.


Aims - Jan 29, 2010 10:32:49 am PST #8356 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'll shoot yer clutch...


NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2010 10:40:32 am PST #8357 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Promises promises.


Calli - Jan 29, 2010 10:50:23 am PST #8358 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

A butt-clutch?

Oh, boy. You don't want to be around when the butt clutch-plate goes out.


NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2010 10:52:47 am PST #8359 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

You also don't want to see what happens when the synchromesh goes out on reverse. It is NOT pretty.


Laga - Jan 29, 2010 11:00:18 am PST #8360 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I just got the best birthday card from my Grandmother. I don't actively go around denying the existence of God but I'm almost positive she knows I'm not one of the faithful.

Hope this birthday finds you enjoying one of God's greatest gifts-

Birthday cake. Have seconds from me.


smonster - Jan 29, 2010 11:13:16 am PST #8361 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Mmmrph. My tummy is starting to feel... strange. amyth better not have given me the norovirus.

I'm alone in the office. Want to go home. Now. NOW. PLEASE.


Steph L. - Jan 29, 2010 11:15:18 am PST #8362 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Has anyone seen my motivation?

MM used it all to get his recycling picked up.


Hil R. - Jan 29, 2010 11:16:42 am PST #8363 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I guess staying home from the office today was a good idea. I just slept all day. And I feel better now, so I probably slept off whatever was making me sick yesterday.


Connie Neil - Jan 29, 2010 11:16:45 am PST #8364 of 30000
brillig

My geek neighbors have been discussing cheese for the last half hour. Apparently one of them is a serious cheese aficionado. He said, sadly, "I can't get my wife to try interesting cheese. She likes cheese, but she doesn't love cheese." Someone else: "Well, there's a cheese for everyone."

It sounded like it was almost a dealbreaker, the like, not love, of cheese.