Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Jan 29, 2010 10:15:46 am PST #8351 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hooray for results, MM!


NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2010 10:20:09 am PST #8352 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Has anyone seen my motivation? I've got some estimates I need to finish and am having a hard time getting my butt in gear.


tommyrot - Jan 29, 2010 10:23:27 am PST #8353 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I'm wondering what exactly is required for getting a butt in gear. Is there a butt-shifter? A butt-clutch?


P.M. Marc - Jan 29, 2010 10:24:53 am PST #8354 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tommyrot, the answer is either "probably at least the former" or "trust me, you don't want to know."


NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2010 10:28:30 am PST #8355 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I'm pretty sure my clutch is shot.


Aims - Jan 29, 2010 10:32:49 am PST #8356 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'll shoot yer clutch...


NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2010 10:40:32 am PST #8357 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Promises promises.


Calli - Jan 29, 2010 10:50:23 am PST #8358 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

A butt-clutch?

Oh, boy. You don't want to be around when the butt clutch-plate goes out.


NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2010 10:52:47 am PST #8359 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

You also don't want to see what happens when the synchromesh goes out on reverse. It is NOT pretty.


Laga - Jan 29, 2010 11:00:18 am PST #8360 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I just got the best birthday card from my Grandmother. I don't actively go around denying the existence of God but I'm almost positive she knows I'm not one of the faithful.

Hope this birthday finds you enjoying one of God's greatest gifts-

Birthday cake. Have seconds from me.