I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Jan 29, 2010 9:44:26 am PST #8343 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. Don't get me started on recycling. We used to have a reasonable recycling bin, but since the city went broke it's gone. So I can recycle magazines and aluminum cans here in town. I can do cardboard if I don't mind that it's downcycling (going to the digester with the town's sewage (not even my sewage; I have a septic tank) to end up as compost). Oh, and I can take packing materials to the UPS store.

But I have to take #1 & #2 plastics and tin cans to Winslow, just under two hours away. And #3 and up plastics, clear or colored glass, I go to Sedona. So the amount of fossil fuel I spend on achieving recycling is kind of ridiculous.

However, all that means I have about two kitchen sized bags of trash a week. I wish I got a discount for lack of use if I don't have a container out, but since the trash guy has to drive a goodish distance just for me, that's not happening. Once I get the composter and start doing that, the trash will be really minimal. There will be the meat scraps and styrofoam food containers (which can actually go into the digester, although they say it can't) and plastic wrap and not a heck of a lot else.


erikaj - Jan 29, 2010 9:45:18 am PST #8344 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

We don't have recycling here...I want it, but not quite enough to do all the coordinating myself, as my neighbors are almost all deranged cheapskates...I'd need a signed, recycled-paper declaration of lust from Adrian Grenier to make that worthwhile, especially as details are not my friends.


Miracleman - Jan 29, 2010 9:55:45 am PST #8345 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Guess who's got two thumbs and got their recycling picked up 10 minutes ago?

THIS GUY!!

BOOYAH!!


erikaj - Jan 29, 2010 9:56:49 am PST #8346 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Cool, MM!


§ ita § - Jan 29, 2010 10:01:11 am PST #8347 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Two thumbs??? When'd that happen?


Vortex - Jan 29, 2010 10:04:02 am PST #8348 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think that it was clear that you were willing to escalate, and they would have to both explain why the guy put the note on your recycling when it was recycling day (I suspect that the real purpose of the notes is for when people put out the recycling on the wrong week) and when you told them what they said about the route supervisor, someone was actually going to have to do that shit.


Shir - Jan 29, 2010 10:06:31 am PST #8349 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I would've said it was full when I arrived, but I got thirsty. Let 'em prove I didn't drink from the old thing. At least, that's what I would've said if I could have avoided saying the thing that would've landed me in jail. Which... yeah, jail.

Later I thought that that is what I should have said. But the possibility didn't ever came to my mind then - again, I wouldn't have drank from this thing in a life or death situation. I'm quite convinced that that alone could have killed me.

And I was fairly amused, while being in the IDF, that it's the only place with a fashion police that could send you do jail for a hell lot of reasons.

I tell you, sometimes I have no idea how this institution works. The Mastenichastabo (I bet there's a typo there. I'm referring to the order of linage and jobs in the 15th and 16th century Russia) had clearer logic.


Shir - Jan 29, 2010 10:07:08 am PST #8350 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Yay, MM! Two thumbs, whoo-hoo!


Laga - Jan 29, 2010 10:15:46 am PST #8351 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hooray for results, MM!


NoiseDesign - Jan 29, 2010 10:20:09 am PST #8352 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Has anyone seen my motivation? I've got some estimates I need to finish and am having a hard time getting my butt in gear.